RE: Consistency
10-29-2012, 05:32 AM
Once upon a time, there was a magical gopher who lived in the Kingdom of Happiness. The gopher's name was
but everyone called him "Forrest" because his real name wasn't suitable for polite company. Forrest had the amazing magical power to
It wasn't very useful most of the time, because the kingdom depended on that waterfall to run its hydroelectric dam. Plus gorilla pens were pretty rare, so wrecking one just to damn a waterfall seemed wasteful.
But Forrest was happy, because he lived in the Kingdom of Happiness. He didn't need a useful magical power.
Then, one day, an evil wizard decided that the Kingdom of Happiness was too happy. He decided to cast an evil curse on everyone there. The effect of this curse was to
The wizard knew this spell would cause chaos and unhappiness. He gathered up the ingredients and began the incantation.
The spell worked, and every computer in the Kingdom of Happiness switched from Ubuntu to Redhat! Everyone in the kingdom was in despair, except Forrest the magical gopher. He had used Redhat all along, and didn't even realize anything was wrong until mid-afternoon.
Still, even though Forrest was happy with his computer, he knew everyone else wasn't happy with theirs. So he decided to challenge the wizard and remove the curse. He burrowed over to the wizard's tower and climbed to the top. He looked the wizard straight in the eye, and said...
This confused the wizard, because he had no idea who Forrest the magical gopher was or what he was talking about. While the wizard was dazed, Forrest made his move - he saw the wizard's evil waterfall, which obviously was what powered the curse, and there was also a gorilla pen on his desk. Before the wizard could sort out what was going on long enough to yell at the intruder, Forrest had successfully dammed the waterfall.
But Forrest had never dammed an evil waterfall before. It turned out that evil waterfalls make a horrifying wail when dammed. The wizard screamed in terror, not being familiar with the sound of a dammed evil waterfall either. Forrest turned to him and said
Before the wizard could say another word, the dammed evil waterfall began bursting. It looked like it was going to explode. Forrest realized there was only one thing he could do!
He ran out of the evil tower, dragging the confused evil wizard with him. He just barely escaped the evil explosion from the evil waterfall, but in the end all that blew up was the evil tower.
Forrest returned to the Kingdom of Happiness, and turned the evil wizard over to the authorities. Then he asked if the curse was lifted.
"Actually, Forest," the King said, "while you were gone we all discovered how great Redhat was! We were going to send the wizard a thank-you note!"
Forrest and the king and the evil wizard laughed, and they all lived happily ever after.
(10-22-2012, 05:04 AM)Solaris Wrote: »ass ass titties titties ass and titties
but everyone called him "Forrest" because his real name wasn't suitable for polite company. Forrest had the amazing magical power to
(10-22-2012, 05:06 AM)MrGuy Wrote: »Dam the waterfall with the wreckage of the gorilla pen!
It wasn't very useful most of the time, because the kingdom depended on that waterfall to run its hydroelectric dam. Plus gorilla pens were pretty rare, so wrecking one just to damn a waterfall seemed wasteful.
But Forrest was happy, because he lived in the Kingdom of Happiness. He didn't need a useful magical power.
Then, one day, an evil wizard decided that the Kingdom of Happiness was too happy. He decided to cast an evil curse on everyone there. The effect of this curse was to
(10-22-2012, 07:39 AM)cyber95 Wrote: »>Switch from Ubuntu to Redhat.
The wizard knew this spell would cause chaos and unhappiness. He gathered up the ingredients and began the incantation.
(10-22-2012, 10:51 AM)Crowstone Wrote: »Spoiler
The spell worked, and every computer in the Kingdom of Happiness switched from Ubuntu to Redhat! Everyone in the kingdom was in despair, except Forrest the magical gopher. He had used Redhat all along, and didn't even realize anything was wrong until mid-afternoon.
Still, even though Forrest was happy with his computer, he knew everyone else wasn't happy with theirs. So he decided to challenge the wizard and remove the curse. He burrowed over to the wizard's tower and climbed to the top. He looked the wizard straight in the eye, and said...
(10-22-2012, 02:25 PM)btp Wrote: »There was something consistent about those last updates...as if they were connected in some way...im scared guys.
This confused the wizard, because he had no idea who Forrest the magical gopher was or what he was talking about. While the wizard was dazed, Forrest made his move - he saw the wizard's evil waterfall, which obviously was what powered the curse, and there was also a gorilla pen on his desk. Before the wizard could sort out what was going on long enough to yell at the intruder, Forrest had successfully dammed the waterfall.
But Forrest had never dammed an evil waterfall before. It turned out that evil waterfalls make a horrifying wail when dammed. The wizard screamed in terror, not being familiar with the sound of a dammed evil waterfall either. Forrest turned to him and said
(10-22-2012, 10:21 PM)Crowstone Wrote: »I agree, it was very scary!
I'm not sure if it was the fear or just the thought of running water that made me wet myself though.
Before the wizard could say another word, the dammed evil waterfall began bursting. It looked like it was going to explode. Forrest realized there was only one thing he could do!
(10-23-2012, 12:17 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Run, Forrest, run!
He ran out of the evil tower, dragging the confused evil wizard with him. He just barely escaped the evil explosion from the evil waterfall, but in the end all that blew up was the evil tower.
Forrest returned to the Kingdom of Happiness, and turned the evil wizard over to the authorities. Then he asked if the curse was lifted.
"Actually, Forest," the King said, "while you were gone we all discovered how great Redhat was! We were going to send the wizard a thank-you note!"
Forrest and the king and the evil wizard laughed, and they all lived happily ever after.