The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

fifi fox & thomson > Know exactly what it is when adler said "long pork", throw it out

Fifi, only discover what "long pork" is after already eating a sizable chunk of the ham. Have a very natural reaction to the revelation.

Also, Fifi, do your best to make the "bedroom" livable. Including covering at least one wall with motivational posters (of questionable motivational quality) featuring the Young Monocled Patriot, much to Adler's annoyance (as well as curiosity).