The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

(Montage of Trip) Occur.
(Imperial & Royal Gladsome Antglade Listening Post [IRGALP]) Be semi-derelict.
(HSH Prince Adler) Be shown by loyal (?) and sane (?) retainer to your new quarters.
(Quarters) Have a hammock, an empty Persoc-Itoome cooler, and that's about the lot.
(Three-Hole) Be out back a piece, yonder. Have a box of corncobs handy.
(Fifi Fofox) Claim that your role mandates you share the hammock.
(Supervising Floozie) Adjust your Supervising Floozie outfit, and dispute that assertion.
(HSH Prince Adler) Change into a white linen suit, white shirt, black string bow-tie and straw hat.
(Feral Chickens) Run away in fright at the sight of Adler dressed like that.
(Gladsome Antglade Spy) Welcome the Prince to the neutral zone.
(G.A.S.) Present Prince Adler with a welcoming ham, courtesy of C O'D.
(Ham) Be so disturbing in form, even Fifi has third thoughts about a slice.
(Ham) At an appropriate time, start delivering a garbled message.
(Message) For some odd reason, include a number of frog noises.
(HSH Prince Adler) Ponder the message while drinking a mint julep. Or two. Or three.