The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

(Lupine Voice from the Gallery) Immediately offer to act as a second for the mud wrestling.
(Vulpine Voice from the Gallery #1) Immediately offer to the act as a second for the mud wrestling, and hold the defendant's clothes for him.
(Minister Lynne) Point out that the defendant, since he is not a Floozie, is not the one wrestling.
(Assorted Flunkies) Attempt to find out where the Royal Dancing Pole has gone since it was last used in King Sartorius' time.
(Prosecuting Floozie) Be extremely confident that the King-Emperor-Judge will choose YOUR specialty. Taunt your opposition without mercy.
(Defending Floozie) Take the taunting grimly. But come up with a plan.
(HSH Prince Adler) For the lack of anything to do, look at Fifi Fofox's card.
(Fifi Fofox's card) Be rather dazzling and intricate in your depiction of "8"
(HSH Prince Adler) Be HYP-no-TIZED!
(King-Judge-Emperor) Receive advice from the Queen as to the combat to be used by the Floozies.
(Floozies) Be gobsmacked as to what the Queen suggests...and the King agrees!
(Lupine Voice from the Gallery) Cheer the result...improbably, it's even BETTER than you suggested!