Minority Report

keep diligent watch for small wooden balls

You do your best to remain diligent and focused in your watch for PROPHETIC CRIME ORBS, but your enthusiasm for this important task quickly wanes and you're left looking for something else to occupy your time.

Go outside and yell at the protestors that are always there, complaining about excessive force and the inherent injustice of arresting someone for crimes they haven't actually committed just because your psychics say they're going to commit them.

You consider heading out to antagonize that one guy who is always protesting the MRFPD. He makes a good argument about the department's dubious legality but you can't help but feel his intentions are somewhat less than noble. Unfortunately you really shouldn't wander too far from the CRIME CHUTE just in case this slow crime day suddenly picks up.

Which oracle is your future love interest?

Good question! Which of these extremely vulnerable eligible beauties should you claim as your romantic partner. You give this totally not creepy question some consideration, but ultimately decide you need more time to think on this one.

jump in a spare oracle tank

There are no spare oracle tanks, so you do the next best thing and empty one of the filled ones of its occupant.



Since you've gone this far you decide you might as well go all the way and you attach the PSYCHIC SENSORS to your hat. Now you're living the ORACLE LIFESTYLE and no mistake.



You quickly lapse into a deep sleep filled with chaotic flashes of visions of potential futures.





You are now ???. You wake up on the floor in a strange futuristic room. You're damp and wearing a sort of wetsuit and you're not sure why that is or how you got here. Your memory is patchy at best and you're having remarkable difficulty recalling important aspects of your life. If you try really hard maybe you can recall your name and some of the visions that have been filling your dreams recently. What do you do?

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