RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
03-06-2017, 09:48 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-06-2017, 09:49 PM by MasterofElfhame.)
(Miss Thompson) On cross-examination, confront SALV Fofox with an expert witness.
(Expert Witness) Be the Imperial & Royal Army's Master Piechukker.
(Master Piechukker) Hurl, with little notice, forty-seven pies at the witness.
(SALV Fofox) Against all odds, dodge each and every one, with unsullied snow-white fur.
(Master Piechukker) Be gobsmacked.
(Miss Thompson) Be covered in all sorts of gooey pie-filling.
(Judge-King-Emperor) Think that cross-examination was AWESOME.
(Judge-King-Emperor) Offer to clean up the Prosecuting Floozie.
(Queen) Indicate to the Judge-King-Emperor why that isn't a good idea.
(Miss Thompson) Glare at your opponent.
(Ms. Thomson) Twirl a blackjack stylishly.
(Miss Thompson) Brandish a scroll, and issue a menacing couplet regarding its contents.
[Sidebar] SALV Fofox, explain (with the assistance of the Young Monocled Patriot) what the significance of your medal is.
(Expert Witness) Be the Imperial & Royal Army's Master Piechukker.
(Master Piechukker) Hurl, with little notice, forty-seven pies at the witness.
(SALV Fofox) Against all odds, dodge each and every one, with unsullied snow-white fur.
(Master Piechukker) Be gobsmacked.
(Miss Thompson) Be covered in all sorts of gooey pie-filling.
(Judge-King-Emperor) Think that cross-examination was AWESOME.
(Judge-King-Emperor) Offer to clean up the Prosecuting Floozie.
(Queen) Indicate to the Judge-King-Emperor why that isn't a good idea.
(Miss Thompson) Glare at your opponent.
(Ms. Thomson) Twirl a blackjack stylishly.
(Miss Thompson) Brandish a scroll, and issue a menacing couplet regarding its contents.
[Sidebar] SALV Fofox, explain (with the assistance of the Young Monocled Patriot) what the significance of your medal is.