RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
03-06-2017, 12:51 PM
(03-06-2017, 08:06 AM)typeandkey Wrote: »>Avogadro: EGADS!! The object of your affections stands before you. Immediately attempt to woo her with a beautiful, heartfelt sonnet only to be foiled by your own stammering, tongue-tied awkwardness.
Avogadro, keep drooling over Fofox (and fuming over Adler), until she walks back and you get a good look at her backside. Realize immediately that it's not the same backside you saw previously. Get mad and accuse the court of planting a false witness.
SALV Chesswick, also realize that Fofox is not Fauxfox.
The rest of the people in the room, only realize that something is up when it becomes clear that Fofox is completely incapable of some of the feats that Fauxfox has been described doing.
Fofox has a heart shaped medal. What exactly is it for? Flooziing?
Fofox, have an instant crush on Adler. Be determined to become his personal floozie, if possible. Keep droning on about various topics that you find interesting (and think Adler should also find interesting), but only succeed in boring everyone.
Next witness, be called.