Eagle Time Baseball Team!

can you move the dodgers back to brooklyn real quick

BUT I ALREADY MADE THE SCHEDULE AND THAT'D RUIN THE TRAVEL RULES... Wait a second...

Apparently, there's a borough in Los Angeles that was known as Brooklyn Heights, but it doesn't exist any more. Let's just move the Dodgers there, so the schedule still works and they're now in Brooklyn. Or just have them call that place their home, despite not being there whatsoever. It's not like there's a nearby team that does that cough cough LOS ANGELES Angels of Anaheim.

There we go, done. And since we have one team with a stupid name, we don't need another so...



Also, this may be a problem later, given that the season is supposedly ending six months after the last game played, but maybe OOTP 18 could have a fix. Given that there's 19 days until it comes out and I last updated this... 29 days ago I feel pretty safe that we aren't going to run into this problem here.

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ANYWAY IT'S TIME FOR THE FIRST Spring Training GAME OF THE SEASON!!!

Well, we got our first hit of the season, but nobody scores. Let's hope our starting pitching holds up.

Fuck

And we got out of it. This bodes well for our season...

WE SCORED! Let's just end the season here, and say we won it all.

Whoops.

Yeah, our starting pitching needs work.

See? Our starting pitching gives up lots of runs, and we can't come back to get it.

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We need something exciting for our third game. I mean, we haven't won a game yet.

Well, that'll do. Three innings in, and we're up by nine. There's no way we're going to blow this

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OH MY GOD WE BLEW IT

Okay, one more out to go, and we'll win. Force at any base...

WHY?
Well, we still just need to get the batter out...

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By the way, now would be a good time to mention that I have luck akin to having a black cat trip you up while walking under a ladder, then when you step on a crack to regain your footing, crashing into the ladder knocking off some mirrors which break on the ground, as well as accidentally opening your umbrella indoors on Friday the 13th.

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So, we need some way to improve our team, preferably by the addition of a starting pitcher. But there's no way we're going to get anyone good, right?

Oh.

OH...

Oh well.

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Wait a second, you have quite a few players who you'd like back. Including some of our numerous relief pitchers. I mean, we don't need four closers, right? So...




Just set you as our starting pitcher and...