RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
03-01-2017, 01:58 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-03-2017, 12:45 PM by MasterofElfhame.)
(Sgt. Avogadro) Be thoroughly confused on the stand. Keep bringing up pie-fighting Valkyries.
(Judge-King-Emperor) Rule that vixens are boring.
(Audience member) Leave in a snit.
(Prosecuting Floozie) Dismiss the Sergeant. Call the SALVs.
(SALVs, together) Make a mockery of the proceedings.
(Judge-King-Emperor) Get into the spirit of the mockery, keep up with the jokes.
(Prosecuting Floozie) Dismiss the witnesses. Call the Marshal to the stand.
(Marshal) Drone on about the interrogation.
(Judge-King-Emperor) Be bored, until you see what the Defence Floozie is up to.
(Prosecuting Floozie) Not notice what your arch-rival is up to.
(Prosecuting Floozie) Indicate to the Judge-King-Emperor that a certain scroll is key.
(Prosecuting Floozie) Produce scroll.
(Defence Floozie) Smirk.
(Judge-King-Emperor) WHOA at the contents of the scroll. You hadn't seen this one, yet.
(Prosecuting Floozie) Have a Hamilton Burger moment.
(Defence Floozie) Have a Perry Mason moment.
(Lupine Spectator) Fail to resist the urge to have a Perry Mason moment yourself; i.e., a spectacular intervention on the side of justice!
Also: (Sir Ravenmad) Draw the Prosecuting and Defence Floozies with LOTS of doors.
(Judge-King-Emperor) Rule that vixens are boring.
(Audience member) Leave in a snit.
(Prosecuting Floozie) Dismiss the Sergeant. Call the SALVs.
(SALVs, together) Make a mockery of the proceedings.
(Judge-King-Emperor) Get into the spirit of the mockery, keep up with the jokes.
(Prosecuting Floozie) Dismiss the witnesses. Call the Marshal to the stand.
(Marshal) Drone on about the interrogation.
(Judge-King-Emperor) Be bored, until you see what the Defence Floozie is up to.
(Prosecuting Floozie) Not notice what your arch-rival is up to.
(Prosecuting Floozie) Indicate to the Judge-King-Emperor that a certain scroll is key.
(Prosecuting Floozie) Produce scroll.
(Defence Floozie) Smirk.
(Judge-King-Emperor) WHOA at the contents of the scroll. You hadn't seen this one, yet.
(Prosecuting Floozie) Have a Hamilton Burger moment.
(Defence Floozie) Have a Perry Mason moment.
(Lupine Spectator) Fail to resist the urge to have a Perry Mason moment yourself; i.e., a spectacular intervention on the side of justice!
Also: (Sir Ravenmad) Draw the Prosecuting and Defence Floozies with LOTS of doors.