The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

>When in doubt, use the "Chewbacca Defense".
>Dance around the issue by making compelling arguments that, despite being unrelated, no one can argue against.

Dancing around the issue, devolve into actual pole dancing. Thomson, lose as predicted. Be a rather sore loser.

Witnesses, be called and questioned.

Audience (NOT the jury, which is not a part of the legal system in this case), keep interrupting with various comments. Adler's supporters and enemies, keep trying to outshout one another.

More poetry, happen.

A half-forgotten clause in the treaty with Vulpitania, be invoked.
Everyone, realize that in the event that Adler is found guilty, even for just the charges of being involved in the destruction of the embassy, working with a certain white vixen, or vandalizing the Vulpitanian lab, he is to be extradited to Vulpitania immediately.
Unless, of course, he is found guilty of treason against the Empire, in which case he would be sentenced to execution instead.