Consistency

It's time to Anime.

Perfect! This should get you some Poet Points and help you pump up your score.

You make your declaration and... wait a minute, your opponent is laughing.

"Time does not rhyme with anime! You wasted your chance. It's my turn now."

Your opponent moves his playing piece forwards, and lands on a Metaphor Floor tile.

"This game is the sword with which I shall pierce your hope of ever surpassing me in any way."

Damn! He got 15 points for that. You roll again, and land on an Alliteration Arrow.

You can't mess up this time. You need to make as long a sentence as you can where all the words start with the same letter. What are you going to do?

Detonate!

Of course! That's the simplest way to put an end to your cursed existence. You activate the dynamite strapped to your chest and...

KABOOM!

...Dammit. You're still alive. Stupid immortality. And now you don't even have any limbs to kill yourself with! What are you going to do?

STAGE DIVE

You decide to play Dive Man's stage first. After all, how hard can it be?

...Wait a minute. You're pretty sure Mega Man 4 isn't supposed to have Koopa Troopas and Medusa Heads. Something's wrong with this game. You may want to look into this later.

For now, though, you've got some enemies headed your way, and you've got to take care of them. What's the best approach?

:) The only rose without a thorn is friendship. :)

Of course! Rose Friendship is the only Rose who isn't dating one of the Thorn Brothers. How could you forget that?

Well, now's the time to act. The music's playing, the dance is about to start, if you're going to ask then now is the time.

Wait a minute... Todd Thorn is heading over to her! And he's faster than you! If he gets there first, you'll miss your chance! You'd better do something, quick!

consist

You decide to continue consisting of mud, bark, and leaves. This proves to be rather simple task because you don't actually have to do anything except continue to exist.

But it isn't helping you to either escape from this facility or learn why a creature like you is alive. Maybe you should take a more active role in solving your problems.

Or you could just actively keep consisting of mud, bark, and leaves; after all, it's much less work. Your choice, really.

Anklesaurus Rex: Exhale

Your Anklesaurus Rex has been charging up his breath attack long enough, you think. You tell him to exhale.

A massive burst of wind emerges from Anklesaurus Rex's mouth and flings the Boxy Ox and Earodactyl out of the arena. Unfortunately, the Lone Llama is too heavy for that to work; it looks like this match isn't over yet. Worse, Lone Llama powers up when it's the last monster on its side of the field; you can't let it get too many turns, or you're in big trouble.

You just have one monster left that can move this turn; your Gorilla Guerrilla. You need to think very carefully about what order you give him.

So what's it going to be?