"Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares

Had a dream that I was having playing some jolly Dark Souls coop with some random guy and another equally random gal. We end up at a ship and the boss here possesses other units whenever he gets too badly damaged (and could also possess spirits (AKA us)) so we just got him to possess weak AF skeletons and completely obliterated him. Then he goes and possesses and entire other ship which starts firing on us. We talk about how we can't fire the cannons because the ships magic is damaged to which I reply "Why don't we just fire them manually by lighting a fuse or something?" And so we go light all the cannons on fire, which surprisingly works and all the cannons fire correctly. The other guy stays back to continue firing the cannons but me and the girl proceed deeper into the ship and discover its crew that was trapped. We start having a party, but then me and the girl are taken hostage because reasons? The random kidnappers put Fitbits on us and claim they are MAGIC DAMPENERS! so we just kind of sit there. The kidnappers take the girl away to a magic reappointer thingamabob but I manage to stretch the chain holding me to the wall just enough to try to stop them but end up just watching. I end up slaughtering the people that took the gal and delayed my own "reappointion" by about a month. Then a month passes and I've managed to take my Fitbit off so when they take me to get "reappointed" so I just kill everyone with magic. Then I started playing Wizard 101 for reasons unknown and then I woke up.