You are about to start your exciting new job

best as you can discern you were called forth into existence for the express purpose of this job and that is honestly kind of alarming

No ... you don't have a name or any backstory you can think of. You know that you are going to be the person who pulls the staples out of the recycling, and that is about it.

You wonder if you'll find any answers in the Recycling Center.

***

You walk into the Recycling Center. A man is sitting behind a desk. He is engrossed in a book, but you can't read or understand any of the symbols on the cover.

"Excuse me ..." you ask.

He raises his eyes from his book. He doesn't look very interested in you.

"I have a new job here, I will be pulling the staples out of the recycling ..." you say.

"What's your name?" he asks.

$%@#. You don't have a name. What do you tell him?