RE: "Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
02-05-2017, 12:57 PM
Well this is what I get for sleeping before 2 I guess
First I visit some sort of penguin farm and apparently you're allowed to eat one penguin every 3 hours (to avoid depopulation) and one melon every 2 hours and apparently breeding works just like in Minecraft
Second, a more scary dream
There is this new product that comes out which directly modifies your brain to help it run better. You need to take some personality test to make sure that it's "compatible" with you or whatever that means and eventually about 97% of the world is qualified to use it, and there are initiatives pushed by early adopters to make everyone who can use it gets it. Of course I am not qualified so I'm stuck with my regular brain and life generally outpaces me
And then one day bad firmware is pushed and everyone who has the product commits suicide...
First I visit some sort of penguin farm and apparently you're allowed to eat one penguin every 3 hours (to avoid depopulation) and one melon every 2 hours and apparently breeding works just like in Minecraft
Second, a more scary dream
There is this new product that comes out which directly modifies your brain to help it run better. You need to take some personality test to make sure that it's "compatible" with you or whatever that means and eventually about 97% of the world is qualified to use it, and there are initiatives pushed by early adopters to make everyone who can use it gets it. Of course I am not qualified so I'm stuck with my regular brain and life generally outpaces me
And then one day bad firmware is pushed and everyone who has the product commits suicide...