"Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares

I had a dream that I was a tourist in America. I was trying to give money to an orphanage, but these two blond gang members were chasing me around. Then I got sent to jail, which was actually really nice with good beds and a quiet environment to think.

I told the woman running the jail (who was also the woman running the orphanage?) that I was Canadian and she laughed and then let me out of jail.

The end.