Flubber the Space Detective

> Good sir, why do you have what appears to be a small child in your trenchcoat? Are you trying to be suspicious?



Look at this chart. As is CLEARLY SHOWN, you are not small but instead LARGE. End of discussion.

> In a surprise twist, it's the one with a beard who's actually a child



Wow! A perceptive one!
What gave it away? Usually the looks are all it takes to convince people, but you do admit you aren't that good at imitating a child.



While you suppose he isn't a child anymore, he still seems like one to you. It seems like only yesterday that he was a small boy. Now the roles have been reversed!
He certainly seems to be doing an okay job on this whole spying thing. It's been a great bonding experience, and you're having a lot of fun! He can be way too serious some times, and acts like he's the only person who can get the job done. Honestly, though, you do all the hard work. He's not the worst at it, but... you're glad it's not his job (don't tell him you said that).