You (plural) own a dungeon!

>How about a hidden side room where our off duty minions can hang out? Or at least avoid adventurers. I think the lint-kobold might like that.
Edit: Oh dear. That's a kobald not a kobold. Can we get the kobold some hair? Or a hat?

You create a side room for your minions to hang out it, concealing the door. It is abstractly smaller, to balance the price of the room. (-10 gold)

>Name the goblins, Jina, Dana, and ZOK, yes in all caps like that. Name the Imp, Sam.

>Name the Kobald, Klingle-Klangle. Give him some jingley boots and command him to dance for our amusement.

Jina and Dana look pleased at their new names; Sam frowns but accepts their given name.

Klingle-Klangle, in a mixture of fear of destruction and pleasure from receiving both an item and a name, dances vigorously on instruction. His form is lacking, and after only a few minutes he has to stop to catch his breath. (-2 gold)

The jingly boots were hilarious.

Ok, we need to entice some people to enter our dungeon. Maybe a sign? Yeah, a sign. Make a sign that says "Free treasure inside, just some goblins to deal with." and put it out front. We should also get a treasure painting that shows a pretty good amount of teasure, like a hoard sized pile.

You lack the ability to create outside of your dungeon. You instead create the sign inside, and have Jina place it outside. (-1 gold)

You also create a painting of a treasure hoard. (-1 gold)

>Send out a goblin to advertise our dungeon

After Jina returns, you turn her around and tell her to advertise the facilities, similarly to the sign. Jina embarks on this quest.

Dana looks lonely. Sam looks bored.

>I say a nice chest with a decent lock and simple paralysis dart trap should reach for what between 4 to 10 GP ? plus acouple more empty with no locks (as long as they LOOK closed and full...). let's build them in the main room. That should distract from the hole int he ceiling until it's too late.

>Let's build a small room at half price on the east of the main room. That's our imp/goblin dormitory. They can use old rag as matresses for now, we'll see of uprgrading later when we have an actual budget.

>And now we waiut for some money to cash in

>Send out a goblin to advertise our dungeon

Yes but what angle of approach should we use, tho ? The self aware 'you're an adventurer, we're a dungeon' kind or more 'there be tale of a dark dark place with many riches below' ?
And more importantly, wo is gonna trust a goblin ?

Oh I Know:
>Order the goblin on a raiding mission to leave tracks leading to our dungeon.
People; who want their stuff back will have to get there, if we leave a couple surivivors like the other rufians, world should spread...

You spend all remaining gold on three empty chests, one of which having a paralysis dart trap. (-12 gold)

You are completely out of gold...

You have no way of contacting either goblins on their missions. Your realm of influence is limited to the dungeon, so you cannot send them telepathic messages.

> Buy Jeremie a Book of Transmutations

Being broke is a big problem, huh? You expect ZOK to return soon, so gold should be less of a problem.

(Note: you have gained 1 fame)

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DUNGEON ROOMS / KNOWN WORLD

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Starting room (non-descript)
Kraken ceiling trap

• Ally - Jeremie the Level 2 Kraken (+loyal)(1 kill)
  • 2 Barbells {held}
    
  • Little paper note boat {held}
• Ally - ??? the Level 1 Stuffed Animal Friend
  
• Ally - Klingle-Klangle the Level 1 Kobold (-weak)
  • Jingly Boots {worn}

Ally - Dana the Level 1 Goblin
Ally - Sam the Level 1 Imp
Empty chest (x2)
Empty chest (trapped - Paralysis Dart)
Painting of Treasure Hoard (value: 1 gp)

Minion Hangout (smaller, hidden)
(empty)

Away/Outside
Ally - ZOK the Level 1 Goblin {on raiding quest}
Ally - Jina the Level 1 Goblin {on advertising quest}
Advertising Sign

RESOURCES / STATS:

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Gold: 0 pieces.
Fame: 1
Pocket Lint: 0.
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Dissuaded Intruders: 3.
Kills/Deaths: 1.
Notable Kills/Deaths: 0.