You (plural) own a dungeon!

I'm feeling kinda cheap. How much for a fake treasure painting to fool the less intelligent adventurers?

1 GP, although you could make it worth however much you wanted...

So do Kraken kills drop loot? We are kinda short on funds.

Krakens eat the whole creature, and while Jeremie gets a nice meal, the only loot they'd have dropped is anything that falls off in the struggle.

Hey, it didn't cost us anything to make the note.

Let's fold the note into a boat, I bet it would make a cool toy for Jeremie.

You make another note, and fold it into a little boat for Jeremie. They are pleased with this new thing!

> We're short on funds and Jeremie, cute as He is, is very lacking in marketable skills. Summon a cute goblin-ey minion, and tell them to find a village, and rob the local townsfolk.

You summon a lil goblin, and instruct them to find a village and rob the locals. (-5 gold)

"Yessir!"

They enthusiastically run out of the dungeon.

>Attempt to hire kobolds for pocket lint, and stick them in the room with the kraken.

You attempt to summon free kobolds, but nothing happens! Then, scraping the literal pocket lint out of your dungeony robes, you try to resummon the kobolds. The lint vanishes, and a single, skrawnny little kobold appears in the trap room.

Jeremie pets this new friend, and the kobold shakes visibly in fear.

> buy the kraken some barbells

Two barbells appear, and Jeremie understands, using a couple of their many tentacles to lift them repeatedly. (-4 gold)

> Give Jeremie a hug

You give Jeremie a big old hug. They hug you with most of their tentacles. The Stuffed animal companion gives Jeremie a tiny hug. You feel the love.

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(I'm a big dungeon keeper fan so i aproove of this fanventure oh so hard)

If the Dark God Reywild allow it, let us cast a spell of visualisation



(Warning said spell is highly exerimental, unstable and susceptible to changes from colors to proportion to even persepctive and in no way endorsed by the dark gods and author of this fanventure. in short, it's pretty much fanart)

>Super duper dark powers of matter rearanging are nice but we're really gonna need some actual workforce if we want to extend our place. I say we recruit a couple goblins, their union is cheap. Imps are also a classic

>More of a long term note but Jeremy acan't stay in hole int he ceiling forever, it's dry and cramped for a kraken (unless he's one of those rare rooves kraken). If we can't afford to make a pond yet, maybe there'll be a natural undreground lake deeper in the mountain.

I'm feeling kinda cheap. How much for a fake treasure painting to fool the less intelligent adventurers?

>No, no a painting wouldn't work, that's what we have chests for ! Nice trappable chests. (And mimics, but sadly we dodn't have any of those yet)

You hire 2 more goblins, and an imp. (-13 gold)

You consider building a lake in the main room, as the kraken trap might be too cramped for Jeremie. You could create a lake room for 20 gold, or a lake for 10 gold, but that might be cutting the budget close.

Jeremie clicks in contentment. They are fine with their ceiling trap life.

Chests cost 2 gold, plus additional money for locks, traps, and treasure (all optional). Mimics are fairly expensive, and with only 26 gold available, you can't afford them.

The two goblins are engaged in meanful conversation. The imp, bored, is practicing its fire magic.

The kobald has stopped shaking, and is instead playing with a smaller tentacle. The kraken, using only 5 of its tentacles, is interacting with everything in its room in absolute delight.

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DUNGEON ROOMS / KNOWN WORLD

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Starting room (non-descript)
Kraken ceiling trap

• Ally - Jeremie the Level 2 Kraken (+loyal)(1 kill)
  • 2 Barbells {held}
    
  • Little paper note boat {held}
• Ally - ??? the Level 1 Stuffed Animal Friend
  
• Ally - ??? the Level 1 Kobald (-weak)

Ally - ??? the Level 1 Goblin
Ally - ??? the Level 1 Goblin
Ally - ??? the Level 1 Imp

Away
Ally - ??? the Level 1 Goblin {on raiding quest}

RESOURCES / STATS:

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Gold: 26 pieces
Pocket Lint: 0.
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Dissuaded Intruders: 3.
Kills/Deaths: 1.
Notable Kills/Deaths: 0.