Sruix, post puzzles in here.

This is puzzle #2: Value Judgement

1. may contain a goddamn fuckton of inanity
   
2. real good things: dogs, cats, more dogs, more cats, puzzles maybe, sleep sometimes, bed likewise, cats again, kittens
   
3. what the?!
   
4. Wrote:
   
5. it's hush time
   
6. but anyway in case of emergency dial: seven EIGHT nine ten (or was it 3?)
   
7. posting the letter b 3008 times? oh the humanity!
   
8. xyzHEboySarE8ack
   
9. oh wait. hold up. sruix made a POST?!
   
11. bro help me out here what is this fucking flapping thing squawking about the place fuck look at that pointy yellow nose that could have my eye out
    
12. qghs cvbn lkja sdfg bert pkze vhwl tyui kpmd plaw
    
13. but seriously what are birds?! vote: Sruixan until he answers me! also this definitely passes five dammit
    
14. oh yo what is UP?! i found out today that the sky is green in canada?! what THE fuck?!
    
15. oooooo caaaaaanaaaaaadaaaaaa let's hear it for canada as we officially welcome every single canadian to the space consortium!
    
16. fuck yes i've been wanting the nintendo switch since like when it was the NX lol
    
17. yeah NO aaaaaaaaaaargh
    
18. it's a city in the sky. of course it's magical. that should be a given what with it being a spy city and all come on
    
19. brown cows, vuvuzelas, [oil]: these are the three Rs. see also: da bomb

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