RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
01-22-2017, 07:20 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-22-2017, 07:20 PM by MasterofElfhame.)
(Thomson) Ask to see Avogadro's warrant to search HSH's Elfintory.
(Avogadro) Splutter and fume.
(Marshal) Indicate that you [Marshal] have the warrant. Give same to the Floozie-at-Law.
(Marshal's Floozie) (!)(*) Search Prince Adler. Make it very ticklish.
(Elfintory) Yield up Fauxfox's medal and monocle.
(Elfintory) Yield up some very gross bits of dried mushroom and shower-stall leavings.
(HSH Prince Adler) Be on the verge of explaining the Elfintory.
(Floozie-at-Law) Silence Prince Adler emphatically, as only a Floozie-at-Law can do.
(Interrogation) Be interrupted by a very drunken cervine Floozie.
(Doris Saltlick) Be arrested for interfering.
(HSH Prince Adler) Be returned, oddly, to your cell immediately after your Elfintory is searched.
(Cell opposite) Be empty of Ratso. Be filled with very drunken cervine Floozie.
*(Marshal's Floozie) Be a surprisingly attractive and graceful bird, dressed in expensive good taste.
(Avogadro) Splutter and fume.
(Marshal) Indicate that you [Marshal] have the warrant. Give same to the Floozie-at-Law.
(Marshal's Floozie) (!)(*) Search Prince Adler. Make it very ticklish.
(Elfintory) Yield up Fauxfox's medal and monocle.
(Elfintory) Yield up some very gross bits of dried mushroom and shower-stall leavings.
(HSH Prince Adler) Be on the verge of explaining the Elfintory.
(Floozie-at-Law) Silence Prince Adler emphatically, as only a Floozie-at-Law can do.
(Interrogation) Be interrupted by a very drunken cervine Floozie.
(Doris Saltlick) Be arrested for interfering.
(HSH Prince Adler) Be returned, oddly, to your cell immediately after your Elfintory is searched.
(Cell opposite) Be empty of Ratso. Be filled with very drunken cervine Floozie.
*(Marshal's Floozie) Be a surprisingly attractive and graceful bird, dressed in expensive good taste.