RE: Post making contest
01-22-2017, 02:20 AM
This is update #285.
- Day 70: right okay where was I
- James wants another date, on the following grounds: "I feel our romance is bubbling like the soup you serve me"
- well uh as it happens I went off both James andthe soup the very first day I had them in my life but fuck I gotta put it on the menu
- oh I forgot I'm suffering the double click bug right now welp
- it would have been REALLY SENSIBLE TO HAVE PRACTICED THE SOUP BEFOREHAND AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
- x65 PERFECT COMBO AND I DIDN'T FUCK UP THE TEXTING I AM A GOD
- (of FLAILING)
- Day 71: oh wait yeah in order to earn my fourth star I have to complete these Iron Cook challenge thingies I should maybe try one
- the first one wants me to serve five waves of ice cream and soda how hard can that be
- also what's a wave
- turns out a wave is eight orders (almost) at once OKAY FINE
- yay I did it and got $1200 for my trouble plus two shiny golden tickets of the sort I have legitimately been hoarding so far
- next is pizzas, burgers and beer this could be a touch trickier
- WHAT'S A PINEAPPLE?
- WHAT THE FUCK IS PESTO SAUCE AND WHY IS IT G?
- (disclaimer: I know what both of those are I just haven't unlocked them in this game yet)
- well I sure had to lean on my two admissable cock-ups there
- the third is pasta, wine and lasagne FUCK NO
- what even are those first two
- okay I could do pasta that's like boil shit first then pick from this decently-keyed list of ingredients maybe I'll give that a go today and see how I fare
- benefit to pasta: the boiling time is different to the patty cooking time for burgers so even when I had a cascade of orders come dinnertime they all ended up beautifully staggered wow
- x64 PERFECT COMBO
- Day 72: Bethany wants to help with with food sanitation on a day that the safety inspector comes so that's an easy couple of grand to drop
- Crazy Dave: "So you're good, but I don't think you're a good meat person" uh Dave what do you think I'm made of
- actually no don't answer that
- anyway he wants me to get a x30 combo with steaks and chicken on my menu, neither of which I serve, so bye for now Dave
- oh hey I can buy lemons for my fish
- so someone wanted one of those complicated ice creams and specifically didn't want chocolate sauce. I put chocolate sauce on by mistake, so tried to hide it under a covering of strawberry sauce... and it worked!?
- x65 PERFECT COMBO WHAT IS THIS
- Day 73: oh yeah James still exists shit
- THAT SOUP WAS NOT COOKED WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY SERVED IT
- welp
- oh wait it's past 2am