species thread: shitpost edition

I'm assuming fauna apps are okay too.

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Name: Horse
Nickname: Hors
Quote: "It's majestic and beautiful and I want to ride it." ~Nearly everybody upon seeing a horse.

Stats:
Strength: 6
Intelligence: 0
Charisma: 11
Endurance: 5
Agility: 8
Luck: 6

Danger level: Safe
Likes: Majesticity, Grooming, Braiding, Grasslands, Gallopping
Dislikes: Glue, Ill fitting horse shoes

Attack: Trample the opponent with hooves. Be so amazing that the oponent stops attacking in shame.

Environment found in: Grasslands
Lifespan in years: Not long enough :(
Height in feet: 7'6'' ft
Diet: Grass, Hay, Fruit, Rainbows
Rarity: Common

Physical description: Horses are big four legged creatures with hooves that trot around with incredible amounts of grace. They also have manes and tails which are beautiful and can be brushed and braided.
Behavior: Horses generally spend their days running around and eating and making the world a better place by simply existing.

Special: Glue
Sometimes horses die and it is very sad. Horses' bodies are far too pure to rot, however, so the flesh of a horse will melt into glue when it spoils. Glue manufacturers are some of the worst people in existence.

Trivia:
If you tape two horses together you get a bigger horse.

A little backstory on this one. The old cosmodex had an horse entry(No doubt made during Helios' breakdown) but there isn't one in the new cosmosdex. I figured I could think up some kind of horse entry myself, but it got too jokey, so I ended up not submitting it.