The 3am thread (or: the respond to 2am thread thread)

Thermoregulation is hard in these climes in a house with no insulation but otherwise I'm actually doing ok for once

Someone needs to get on some wormhole package sending tech stat. I normally loan out overcoats and stuff to people I know when it gets cold and my soul dies a little more each year around now because I can't share my surplus of insulated and wool clothing with people I know on the internet.