Let's tell spontaneous stories.

Omigosh like theres a fire a here what do aha okay so here's like the fire extinguisher and i am aaaah why am i eating the fire extinguisher why am i do that is taste like the food i ate yesterday which was a burrito and five sundaes it was good let's talk about that today but not today but yesterday so i was going to the cafeteria when it BURST INTO FLAMES AND i threw the grenade that i had in my pocket at it and it blew up and it worked and so that's why the people were like omigosh you're like our hero and like stuff like yeah so like do you want a what was it a burrito and like five ice cream sundaes and i was like sure and i ate it and so that gives me idea for the present i'll just use a grenade again except I DO NOT HAVE A GRENADE so i use my special digestion power to convert the fire extinguisher that i just ate and it gets converted into grenade and i use the grenade and it works hoorrayyyyyyyy

i shall reward my self by eating wood





like
the burnt wood i mean