[Fortuna]: Luck depends on no one....right? (4/3)

[Athena, I refuse to believe that a mighty war god such as yourself would think that the tiny Kuppa you're controlling could kill this big robot with her bare hands. What is going on here? Are you intentionally making this -pardon me- stupid discussion to get at us for the mistake of attacking the dungeon master, or is there more to it?]

I am NOT attacking this robot for petty reasons such as that co-player! This is not a good robot. You should stay away from him!

[You aren't handling this very good right now, go back to previous room to check for useful items (like those bottles), any spell books, or any possible weapons/tools we could use for a potential trap. Edel, who has [observant], go with.]

I'M NOT HANDLING THIS WELL??? UGH FORGET IT CO-PLAYER I WILL EXIT THE ROOM AND YOU CAN DO WHATEVER MISTAKES YOU WANT TO MAKE. GOODBYE. CALL ME WHEN YOU ARE DONE!





Those were not quite the best words you could have used in this situation student, but we can always work on those skills.





When in a situation in which you feel the other party may be overacting, in comparison to what you feel, consider refusing the word you, such as "I understand this situation is causing a very negative reaction, I would like to attempt to handle this situation on my own. I noticed we didn't check the other room fully, this would be a perfect time for Edel and Latta to look it over once more to make sure we didn't miss anything important."





It will not always work in every situation but it is worth the effort.

[You're a V1 aren't you? Can you help us out here? Our crew is in a bit of a predicament and we need some way to defend ourselves]

Seems he's playing by the rules like most AIs and refusing to talk.

You sneeze.



[Wow Hephaestus, way to ruin my immersion!]

Student........

[Anything to Report, Athena?]

I would like to report that anything you see is not my fault.




IT IS YOURS.

[Athena, I suggest you get the giant to cover his eye. ]

No! He is not that foolish co-player! How about you figure out how to save your half of the crew members! I'm doing my best to stall for time!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided dice. A 15 is rolled.
















[Hey Athena, in the basement there's a Hawk door and a coffin door, we're going through the coffin door.]

There's a Haw- I MEAN YES THE COFFIN DOOR THAT IS THE CORRECT DOOR TO GO THROUGH, CONTINUE ON. THERE IS NOTHING BEHIND THE HAWK DOOR WORTH SEEING.




They already picked the coffin do-




I KNOW I KNOW.

[A DLC door? That's just rude.]

What is rude about it student?

[Well for one the sheer uncreativity of their way of bridging into a DLC area, they just put a post-it note on it.]

That is not a DLC area. IT IS MORE LIKE..... If you go in there, you can get a new type of Eris....BUT IT'S NOT ERIS, BUT IT TOTALLY IS JUST ERIS.




You get a LIMITED TRIAL OF ERIS BUT NOT ERIS. And then after the trail she goes back in to the DLC room, and then it asks you if you want to buy the DLC pack for that group. AND THAT'S WHEN YOU SAY BZZZZTZTZZZZZZ- YES. YOU BUY THAT DLC CO-PLAYER. YOU SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL DEVELOPERS BY BUYING THEIR PRODUCTS TO KEEP THIS GAME GOING.




Buy the DLC student. I highly recommend it, and seeing as I am your professor I am in the right here.




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Ok I think we're good, the game's control over us has ended!




We're forced to recommend the DLC if it wasn't clear. I don't think we should touch any DLC in this universe, we have enough issues as it is.