Post making contest 6.0

This is update #283

• Day 62: okay I have not played this game in like a month and am not totally au fait with this keyboard yet but whatever I'm in the mood for some Cook Serve Delicious let's dive right in
  
• I fiddled the menu about so that it's burgers, salads, beer and ice cream I should be fine right
  
• it's not like there's still a little leftover buzz from the extra star
  
• uh
  
• oh and there's a safety inspection today as well apparently jolly good
  
• I FUCKED UP ON THE SIXTH DISH BECAUSE WHAT IS CHEESE
  
• (baby don't hurt me)
  
• I am so terribly grateful for the burger whose recipe name is literally the keys you have to press to serve it correctly thank you muchly BLOT
  
• I SURVIVED THE LUNCHTIME RUSH HOUR
  
• (and all I got was this lousy combo)
  
• so I only fucked up that one order for the entire day somehow
  
• Day 63: Janet would like some help in funding production of THE SCRUBBER
  
• her email does not entirely replicate that capitalisation but I felt it necessary and also gave her a grand and a half so yeah
  
• okay well the burger had immediate menu rot so I've swapped it for the lasagne in the hopes that I can survive on PSCR alone
  
• THIS IS A BAD TIME FOR A ROBBERY
  
• WHAT IS THE KEY FOR NOSES PLEASE SEND HELP MY LASAGNE IS BURNING
  
• the lasagne burnt :<
  
• (it's occurring to me as I write this that I probably could have served it even while dispensing justice, but oh well)
  
• yeah so the rest of the day went okay, but not great, and apparently my frantic doodle sketch was not sufficient for the local law enforcement so I'm now down $400 as well
  
• boooooo
  
• Day 64: I gotta progress at some point, so I went out and bought the fish. An instant upgrade makes it just as profitable as my other top dishes and it would appear to be even easier than the lasagne... which begs the question of why I hadn't done this earlier...
  
• oh look you can hit all three arrow keys simultaneously and it counts that's ridiculously easy
  
• SO LONG AS YOU REMEMBER TO SEASON THE FISH GODDAMMIT
  
• okay fine I can live with one non-perfect order a day that's only one order away from perfection that's fine
  
• Day 65: there's a new burger upgrade that really ups its price and now I'm curious
  
• now that is some wholesome hole-some Swiss cheese right there
  
• oh yeah THE SCRUBBER arrived today and immediately throws off my dishwashing rhythm what a wonderful purchase I made there
  
• update on the C-BLOT: turns out there are at least three recipe cards with such a delightful property BUT I STILL FUCKED ONE UP
  
• Day 66: customers are apparently going to be extra-patient today so let's try something new
  
• oh yeah I was gonna swap out ice cream for another desert sometime so pancakes you're up
  
• I upgraded you all the way to max before your first outing don't screw this up for me
  
• BLUEBERRY IS L AND PECAN IS E
  
• also I was NOT PREPARED FOR THE CONCEPT OF PEOPLE NOT WANTING BUTTER AAAAAAHH
  
• x68 COMBO FIRST PERFECT DAY THIS SESSION AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
  
• Day 67: some guy named Bob wants to put a statue of a fish in my lobby yep sure mate here's your $3000 do whatever man
  
• BURGERS AND PANCAKES AT RUSH HOUR: NOT AN ASTOUNDING COMBINATION
  
• fun fact if you put too many patties on the grill for a burger recipe but still only use the correct number when plating up you don't get penalised that is comfortably kind
  
• x71 COMBO BACK IN THE GAME
  
• Day 68: so a guy called James would like to date and I have two problems with what he presumably thought would be his good first impression:
  
• 1) LOOK AT THAT LANGUAGE "I hope our romantic entanglement is imminent soon posthaste" AND SO ON
  
• 2) HE WANTS SOUP
  
• ...but if I bought it and didn't upgrade it, there are only two recipes, and even if they aren't hugely intuitive (press W for bowtie noodles) I can just learn them...
  
• fuck it I gotta soup sometime might as well do it now while it's useful
  
• gosh I need to buy a stove and everything you better be worth it mister
  
• THAT WAS NOT WORTH IT
  
• SOUP TAKES TIIIIIIIIIIIME
  
• also: that was not the right picture at the top of the screen when I was texting James and I hit the wrong option at one point so basically NOPE
  
• Day 69: "To whoever keeps changing the keyboard layout from Qwerty to Dvorak, please go ugjt yourself" I LOVE THE SPAM IN THIS GAME
  
• GUESS WHO'S BACK?!
  
• Crazy Dave reckons I can't get more than $100 in tips today and honestly I don't know either I haven't been keeping track of tips
  
• let's just cram my menu full of the items with the extra tipping modifier and serve 'em as fast as possible, eh?
  
• THAT WAS A MISTAKE I HAVE NEVER SCREWED UP SO MANY ORDERS
  
• WHY DID I PUT BURGERS, LASAGNE AND FISH ON AT THE SAME TIME
  
• also I made $94 in tips rip me
  
• yeah that's me done for now I think

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