Re: Re: Re: The Grand Failure - ROUND 5 - SPACE
08-24-2011, 02:58 AM
SO LETS ME TELLS YOU AREBOUT SPASE. SPACE IS BIG LIKE REALLY RLY BIG AND IT IS FULL OD STARES AND SHIT AND HEY LIKE YOU MIGTE FINK TITS A LONG WAY DOEWN TO THE SHOPS BUT MAN LETS ME TELL YOU IT IS APEANUT IN COAMPRAISON TO SPACE. SPACE IS REALLY BIG YOU SEE.
SOE NOW HE MACUALE MAN IS IN THE SPASE AND HE HITCEHS A RIDE ON A SPASEHIP. IT IS A SUPORCOOL SPACESHIP AND IT RUJNS OF A HAERT OF SILVER INPROBABLY DRIVER. THE CAPTAIN JOHN SNITH COMES UP TO MACUAL ANR IS LIKE HEY AMCULA BRUGY HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRVIER, BECAUSE I NEED TO UIPDATE NMY DRIVERS. AMDN MACULAR WAS LIKE HEY NO CHILLAX BRO I KUST GOT COME ARBOARD YOUR MAGNICIFCENT SPACE SHIP, AND I GUESS THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED.
THEN ALL THE OTRHER CONTESATNTS EBDED UP ON THE SPACESHUP TOO!
THERE WAS DON HABIKO, ANDSTEVERN FREEAMEN AND THE OTHER ONE. THEY WERE THERE AS WLL. SO NXTA UPON TE CSHIP AOF CAMEORS WAS THE POPE, BUT ALSO A VRELIOCPTER A DIENOSAUR. ANYWAYS THE POPWE PLESSED THE MACULA AD GAVE HUM THE SPOUL. HORAY SAYS MACULA JST WHAT I ALSWYA WANTED.
THEN FUCKS IT WAS COPPAR SATRUDAYS SGHE WAS A CREUAL SPIDERLAYD AND SHE CAUGHT THE SYEVRN RFREEMANS IN A WEB OF SPYDERSHILK. HAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH SHE SAID. NOW I HAVE YOU. AND INDED SHE DED.
WHATDTHEFUCKINGFUCKISTHISFUCKIGNTHINGTHATISFUCKINGONMYFYCKINGSPACESHIP ASKED CAPTAIN ADELAYDE. SHE WAS IN THE PUDDLE AND SHE SWORE AT THE MCACULA MAN. FUCKYOUFUCKINGROBOTFUCKINGMUMMYFUSCKINGVACUUMCLEANERWHATTHEFUCKISTHIS? SHE ASKED. BENAJMIN JETPLANE FLEW AROND HER HED BECAUSE HE WAS A CONTESASNT THAT TUTNED INTO APLANE NOST BEFITTINGS OF HIS LOCATON WHEN BE TURNES UP THERE. HE FHRUGGED AND WS LIKE ID ONâT KNOW WHAT ARE YOU ASKING ME FOR.
JOAHN SMOTH WAS THERE VTO VOUCCH FOR IMMACULA BUT WHO WAS TO VOCH FOR THE OTHERS? NOBODY WOLD VOTE FOR THE BFREEMAN BECAUSE HE WAS IN THE SPPIDERS WAB. ORBOUROUS CAME AND VOTED FOR BEARDBORT. I VOCH FOR THIS THIGN BECAUSE HSE IS A BODY GOOD BLOKE SAID THE PILE OF SPHEORS BEFOE EASTING ITSELF TO DEF.
THEN CAME VOXMAGIG. HE VOCUHED FOR THE ROSETTAL HEGDEGOH HE SAID âI VOCYCH FOR THE ROSETA BECAUSE SHE IS GIVING ME THE ERCTION. HE SAID.â OKAY SAID ADEALIDE. I WILL LET THENM BE APSBORD THE SHIP[.
THAJKS YOU SAID EMCAULA BECAUSE HE WAS THE POLITST CANTESTANT. I WILLS SHOWE YOU TO YOUR LIVEING WUARTERS SAID THE GIRLS WITH THE BLANTS IN HER BAG. I AM AN OLIVE SAID THE GIRL WHO WAS JN FOACT AN OLIVE. HERE YOUR ROOM SYR. SHE SAID. TANKS YOU MACAULE SAID AND WEKRT TO BED.
THEN ALL OF A SUDEEN THE DOOR OPOENED AND IT WAS A MAN FROM EARTH AND HE JSUTE WALKED ONTO THE SPACESHIP. HELLO MY NAME IS JAMERY IRONS. I OPEN DOORS. GOORAY SAID ADELASDE JUSTWHATWEFUCKINGNEESDSOEMTONEWHOSESPECAILTYISOPENINGAFUCKINGODOR.FUCKYOUJEAERMY. JAMERY WAS ASD AND WET HOEM.
THEN THE DOOR PENDED AAGIDN AND IT WAS SKATTE WILLIAMS FROM THE FUCURE WIUTH HOVERSBOOTS FOR EVRYBODY. HELP ME I AM BEING EATEN SAYD THE SPETVEN FREAMEN. NODBODY CARE.D I HAVE THE HOVER BOATS SAID KSATE. THEY ALL PUT ON THE HOVERBOATS AND WENT TO HOWVER IN THE HOLO-DECKS.
PHAIL GRAINHAM WAS THRE OPERATEING THE MACHINE HE WAS LIKE HEYELLO I HAVE A SCARYE FACE AND IT IS FULL OF SCARES. THEN HE TURNED ON THE HOLDECK AND EVERYONE WENT HOLO EXCEPT MACUAL HE WAS IN BED.
THEY ALL FOUND THERMSLVES ON A RESPRENTATION OF THE FIRST ROUND. HEY LOK WE BEEN HERE BFORE. RAD WAS THRE HE WAS A LOBSTER IN THE BODY OF A MECHANISTED SKEATBOARD AND HE WAS DOING FLIPS OFF THE FLOATING DISCK THING. COOL BEANS SAID SKATE AND HE DIDSS OME THRICKS AS WELL.
WELL SAYDI BAEARBEET TO ROSETTA I DONâ THINK TODAY CAN GET NAY BETTER THAN THIS!
âNO IT CAN.â SAID ROSATTA AND SHE TOOK OFF HER PANST AND DID THE SEX. WHEN THEY WERE DONW THEY WENT TO A HOLOCONSERT BY RAPSTAR DOUCHEBOBAGGAGE. HE WAS A DAWRVE WITH A LOG OF BAFS TO CARRY AND HE WAS A BIT FO A DICK. THEY LAUGHD AT HIS COMEDY SYTLINGS ANDTILL SUDDENTLY THE SHIP WAS ATTACHED BYANOTEHR SHIP. OH NO THEY SAYD AND RUSHED BACK TO THE BRIDE WHERE STEPHERN WAS STILL BEING EATSENED BY THE SPDIER. HELP ME. NO. OKAY.
WNAYWAY IT WAS ANOTEHRSHIP POLOTED BY THE DREAD PIRTOE ANNE PIRATE. ASLO RAPPER BLOCKMASK. THYE CLIMED ABOUT ANDSAID WE ANNXE YOUR SUPR SEKRET SPORD THAT WASNT YORE OTHR SUPER SECRAT SWRD.
OH NOES!
SOE NOW HE MACUALE MAN IS IN THE SPASE AND HE HITCEHS A RIDE ON A SPASEHIP. IT IS A SUPORCOOL SPACESHIP AND IT RUJNS OF A HAERT OF SILVER INPROBABLY DRIVER. THE CAPTAIN JOHN SNITH COMES UP TO MACUAL ANR IS LIKE HEY AMCULA BRUGY HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRVIER, BECAUSE I NEED TO UIPDATE NMY DRIVERS. AMDN MACULAR WAS LIKE HEY NO CHILLAX BRO I KUST GOT COME ARBOARD YOUR MAGNICIFCENT SPACE SHIP, AND I GUESS THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED.
THEN ALL THE OTRHER CONTESATNTS EBDED UP ON THE SPACESHUP TOO!
THERE WAS DON HABIKO, ANDSTEVERN FREEAMEN AND THE OTHER ONE. THEY WERE THERE AS WLL. SO NXTA UPON TE CSHIP AOF CAMEORS WAS THE POPE, BUT ALSO A VRELIOCPTER A DIENOSAUR. ANYWAYS THE POPWE PLESSED THE MACULA AD GAVE HUM THE SPOUL. HORAY SAYS MACULA JST WHAT I ALSWYA WANTED.
THEN FUCKS IT WAS COPPAR SATRUDAYS SGHE WAS A CREUAL SPIDERLAYD AND SHE CAUGHT THE SYEVRN RFREEMANS IN A WEB OF SPYDERSHILK. HAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH SHE SAID. NOW I HAVE YOU. AND INDED SHE DED.
WHATDTHEFUCKINGFUCKISTHISFUCKIGNTHINGTHATISFUCKINGONMYFYCKINGSPACESHIP ASKED CAPTAIN ADELAYDE. SHE WAS IN THE PUDDLE AND SHE SWORE AT THE MCACULA MAN. FUCKYOUFUCKINGROBOTFUCKINGMUMMYFUSCKINGVACUUMCLEANERWHATTHEFUCKISTHIS? SHE ASKED. BENAJMIN JETPLANE FLEW AROND HER HED BECAUSE HE WAS A CONTESASNT THAT TUTNED INTO APLANE NOST BEFITTINGS OF HIS LOCATON WHEN BE TURNES UP THERE. HE FHRUGGED AND WS LIKE ID ONâT KNOW WHAT ARE YOU ASKING ME FOR.
JOAHN SMOTH WAS THERE VTO VOUCCH FOR IMMACULA BUT WHO WAS TO VOCH FOR THE OTHERS? NOBODY WOLD VOTE FOR THE BFREEMAN BECAUSE HE WAS IN THE SPPIDERS WAB. ORBOUROUS CAME AND VOTED FOR BEARDBORT. I VOCH FOR THIS THIGN BECAUSE HSE IS A BODY GOOD BLOKE SAID THE PILE OF SPHEORS BEFOE EASTING ITSELF TO DEF.
THEN CAME VOXMAGIG. HE VOCUHED FOR THE ROSETTAL HEGDEGOH HE SAID âI VOCYCH FOR THE ROSETA BECAUSE SHE IS GIVING ME THE ERCTION. HE SAID.â OKAY SAID ADEALIDE. I WILL LET THENM BE APSBORD THE SHIP[.
THAJKS YOU SAID EMCAULA BECAUSE HE WAS THE POLITST CANTESTANT. I WILLS SHOWE YOU TO YOUR LIVEING WUARTERS SAID THE GIRLS WITH THE BLANTS IN HER BAG. I AM AN OLIVE SAID THE GIRL WHO WAS JN FOACT AN OLIVE. HERE YOUR ROOM SYR. SHE SAID. TANKS YOU MACAULE SAID AND WEKRT TO BED.
THEN ALL OF A SUDEEN THE DOOR OPOENED AND IT WAS A MAN FROM EARTH AND HE JSUTE WALKED ONTO THE SPACESHIP. HELLO MY NAME IS JAMERY IRONS. I OPEN DOORS. GOORAY SAID ADELASDE JUSTWHATWEFUCKINGNEESDSOEMTONEWHOSESPECAILTYISOPENINGAFUCKINGODOR.FUCKYOUJEAERMY. JAMERY WAS ASD AND WET HOEM.
THEN THE DOOR PENDED AAGIDN AND IT WAS SKATTE WILLIAMS FROM THE FUCURE WIUTH HOVERSBOOTS FOR EVRYBODY. HELP ME I AM BEING EATEN SAYD THE SPETVEN FREAMEN. NODBODY CARE.D I HAVE THE HOVER BOATS SAID KSATE. THEY ALL PUT ON THE HOVERBOATS AND WENT TO HOWVER IN THE HOLO-DECKS.
PHAIL GRAINHAM WAS THRE OPERATEING THE MACHINE HE WAS LIKE HEYELLO I HAVE A SCARYE FACE AND IT IS FULL OF SCARES. THEN HE TURNED ON THE HOLDECK AND EVERYONE WENT HOLO EXCEPT MACUAL HE WAS IN BED.
THEY ALL FOUND THERMSLVES ON A RESPRENTATION OF THE FIRST ROUND. HEY LOK WE BEEN HERE BFORE. RAD WAS THRE HE WAS A LOBSTER IN THE BODY OF A MECHANISTED SKEATBOARD AND HE WAS DOING FLIPS OFF THE FLOATING DISCK THING. COOL BEANS SAID SKATE AND HE DIDSS OME THRICKS AS WELL.
WELL SAYDI BAEARBEET TO ROSETTA I DONâ THINK TODAY CAN GET NAY BETTER THAN THIS!
âNO IT CAN.â SAID ROSATTA AND SHE TOOK OFF HER PANST AND DID THE SEX. WHEN THEY WERE DONW THEY WENT TO A HOLOCONSERT BY RAPSTAR DOUCHEBOBAGGAGE. HE WAS A DAWRVE WITH A LOG OF BAFS TO CARRY AND HE WAS A BIT FO A DICK. THEY LAUGHD AT HIS COMEDY SYTLINGS ANDTILL SUDDENTLY THE SHIP WAS ATTACHED BYANOTEHR SHIP. OH NO THEY SAYD AND RUSHED BACK TO THE BRIDE WHERE STEPHERN WAS STILL BEING EATSENED BY THE SPDIER. HELP ME. NO. OKAY.
WNAYWAY IT WAS ANOTEHRSHIP POLOTED BY THE DREAD PIRTOE ANNE PIRATE. ASLO RAPPER BLOCKMASK. THYE CLIMED ABOUT ANDSAID WE ANNXE YOUR SUPR SEKRET SPORD THAT WASNT YORE OTHR SUPER SECRAT SWRD.
OH NOES!
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Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You