RE: Issue Investigator
01-12-2017, 06:00 AM
>Lick the text above you.
im just trying to be a detective please stop giving me an existential crisis.
> go back and stab the treasure chest, make sure it's dead
You quickly head back behind you to make sure that the treasure chest is dead.
It seems dead.
SHIT ITS A VAMPIRE
And that solves that!
Or not.
The excessive amount of blood from the vampire chest pushes you towards the hideout of....
THE DASTARDLY ROB! HES KNOWN FOR FROWNING AT KITTENS AND LOITERING! YOU MUST STOP HIM!
"Greetings Douglas, I've been expecting you :)"
What do?
im just trying to be a detective please stop giving me an existential crisis.
> go back and stab the treasure chest, make sure it's dead
You quickly head back behind you to make sure that the treasure chest is dead.
It seems dead.
SHIT ITS A VAMPIRE
And that solves that!
Or not.
The excessive amount of blood from the vampire chest pushes you towards the hideout of....
THE DASTARDLY ROB! HES KNOWN FOR FROWNING AT KITTENS AND LOITERING! YOU MUST STOP HIM!
"Greetings Douglas, I've been expecting you :)"
What do?