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>Mars and Minerva



You purchase cute little Bumblebot, the Keyword [Bee] and the Paper Crown of the Sun God, just because, and then you pick Mars and Minerva as your patrons.
Yes, that seems like a very sensible decision that couldn't possibly go wrong.

Greetings player It is good to be-
Hello there-
WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE PLAYER!!!
Wow, not even a minute in and you're already shouting, that's got to be a new record.
AND NOT EVEN A SINGLE MINUTE IN AND YOU ARE ALREADY STARTING WITH THE SASS. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT SASS.
Oh no, I'm sure nobody knows how you feel about sass, you've never mentioned it before.
SASS

Is this how you're going to be today?
: I WILL BE HOWEVER I WANT TO BE TODAY!!!
: I think we can all see that, you're being professional.
: I WAS ALL SET TO RUN A VERY NICE GAME WITH THE PLAYER, ONE FULL OF WAR AND CONQUEST AND GLORY AND DEATH!!!
: BUT THEN YOU CAME IN WITH YOUR SASSY MOUTH!!!
: Not that that doesn't thrilling and everything, but, how do you even know the player is aiming for a game of 'War and Conquest' and *tch* "Glory"
: Errr... uh, I sort-of... assumed. I mean they did pick MARS, GOD OF WAR, as one of their patrons.
: Mhmm
: It's not at all an unreasonable assumption, shut up!

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SpoilerApollo
Apollo
Diana
Hermes
Mars
Minerva
Sol
Venus
Victoria

: Ah, player, If you are planning warfare and conquest, than would of course, suggest my glorious battlecruiser!
: And of course, If not, then of course, I would recommend my own ship.
: Yes, I will admit, the Minerva is a fine ship if your not in the business of universal war.
:How uncharacteristicly gracious of you.
: ...It's owner on the other Hand.
: Actually that reminds me, as neither of us are particularly keen on allowing the other one to be in charge of your ship, I think It would be best If you chose someone else to run it.
: I would actually reccomend Victoria, the only member of your little battle posse I can actually stand.
: What? But what about Bellona, what do you have against Bellona!?
: Well firstly, the player hasn't unlocked Her.
: Secondly, Bellona's a psychopath who shouldn't be allowed near anyone, she'd only mess things up with here moods.
: You just don't understand Her... fine.