RE: tokki tokki dosi
01-01-2017, 03:50 PM
(09-05-2016, 03:11 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »Tackle!!
The combat is over before he even sees you coming. Your boot is a plastic surgeon, and his face is… just a face, because this was a poorly conceived metaphor. He was actually much more handsome before you kicked too, so I guess you’re a terrible plastic surgeon to boot? See what I did there? I distracted you with a pun to cover up the fact that I’m horrible at writing!
Anyways, my self hatred aside, the bastard is a quivering mumbling teary-eyed sack of pure concentrated bitch at your feet. Whatchoo gonna do, pal?