[Lambda] A small adventure begins...

>How did you get a Fortuna Die

Huh? Oh, you've beaten the game lots of times and have all the items, but you don't see how that's relevant now. Even if you did have a die, it wouldn't help you. You aren't the player anymore, you think. Only players can use that!

>PET DOGGIE

> PET IT

It looks really, really gross. No.

>Greet it very politely, put on the most british accent you can manage. "Good day Sir!"

You don't have a death wish. Well you do, but that's not going to get you out of the Underworld. Really, dying is better than being Cosmic Friends Forever.

>Back away swiftly and silently.

You would do that, but really, how would that help you get out of here? You have to find that extral!

>...It looks asleep. Probably should not wake up the Sir. Is there another way the Extral could have gone?

You think you see something behind Sir, but the light has started to cause it to stir. You put the lamp back in your inventory.

Give up now and look for more people? Or try to find a way past Sir?
Or something else?