[Lambda] A small adventure begins...

> If you are a player AI, try testing out your hypothetical powers.

Well you tried waving your arm. That didn't do anything. So uh, what else to try?

> Because he's some lonely creepy child duh.

> Do you remember the actual reason though?

Hmmm.....not...really. Actually, you can't remember much of anything other than you dying from something, saying those special words, and being here with Mors. And eating a computer and microwave at some point. And you know, the rest of your life when you weren't stuck in here.

H-hold on. Don't dead things go here? Maybe that's why! No wait, you ate things and there aren't really...things here at all. But why else could you be in the Underworld? Okay, now this is just confusing.

There's one more important thing you know though. This is a game and you're inside it, somehow. You know you never would send a gamefile to anyone. Or are you not the real you...oh jeez, this is getting hard to think about.

Oh! Who's that?