Post making contest 6.0

On the twelfth day of Xmux, Santar Clog gave to me:

Twelve spoiler trick links,
Eleven lubrications,
Ten texts a-glitterin',
Nine trapisboigles,
Eight b's a-buzzing,
Seven Dlorphs a-jaunting,
Six dogs a-weirding,
Five bullshit rules,
Four blue lizards,
Three yeeeeeaaa boooiiis,
Two fact seagulls,
And a sruix under his desk!