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Kíeros · 12-16-2016, 05:27 AM

So, bad news on our first goal. Out of the Park Baseball doesn't keep track of retired players who didn't make the major leagues. And since Michael Jordan never did... oh well.

On the other hand...
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I mean, we still need an assistant GM for our team.
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Also, speaking about looking at retired players
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WHY IS BARTOLO COLON RETIRED? WHY IS BARTOLO COLON'S POPULARITY INSIGNIFICANT?

Oh wait, I'm in cheat mode; I can just fix it. And sign him to our team.
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Now then, time to look for potential members of the Bald Eagles. And lo, right away I stumble upon a deal.
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A potential of four and a half stars? With no minimum demand?
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FUCK

There we go, $13 above the absolute minimum.

Now then, looking at the other free agents, I notice this right near the top. I mean, another near perfect player, but with the same value for current? And from GLORIOUS CUBA? Does this get any better?
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AN UNRESTRICTED FREE AGENT? WITH A GREENHOUSE?
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ANYWAY that was boring, but now we have about fifteen players. Combine that with our pickings from the expansion draft tomorrow, and we'll be golden.
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If everyone signs (and trust me, they will) our current salary will be around $50M, and the spending limit before being taxed (PSHAW like that matters) is around $190M, so we still have loads of room to partake in amazing deals.

So, what sorts of players should we be looking for to steallegitimately acquire in the expansion draft?