Post making contest 6.0

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Passes no rules!

The hero every person, anybody, requires sometimes; distinctly, discernably, unmistakably, conspicuously.

Passes no rules!

The hero every person, anybody, requires sometimes; distinctly, discernably, unmistakably, conspicuously.

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A sentence.

Passes rule 3

Sruixan and Kieros are great people and are doing great work! This post passes rule six!

Actually, this ruleset is a bear and completely unfair!

Please let this post pass at least ten rules. I need it. Please please please.

Actually again, I give up. There's just no way.

This post fails rule six. :(

Passes no rules

the milk wheat tea mutton

This Akumu post passes rule 3.

You're absolutely right, this passes rule 3, and nothing else.

Kieros, you're a real Jim.

K-9 was a fantastic movie which redefined the buddy cop genre for all times both before and since, elevating it to a artform with no earthly peer.

bang!

Passes rule 3

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K-9 was terribad, what skullduggery is saying otherwise?

arm arm arm

Passes rule 3

This I can say with certainty: all of my posts pass all rules at all time.

Passes rules 1a and 3

yellow grey red green blue Akumu Akumu and that is all

Passes rule 1a and fails rule 3 rather ironically.

welcome

Kieros

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Passes no rules!

and one more for the road

Passes rules 1a, 3, and 4.

welcome

Schazer

19 harpsichords

Passes rule 3

And another one

Passes rules 3 and 4

I'm waking up to lots of dogs
I quote that post and avoid some loss
I'm dreaming up, hypotheses *sigh*
I'm caving in, writing up, then getting fucked by the judgement post
This is it, the rulespocalypse, 0w0

I'm giving up, I feel shit in my skull
Enough to make the forums blow
Welcome to the rules hell, to the rules hell
Welcome to the rules hell, to the rules hell
0w0w0, 0w0w0, post making contest, post making contest
0w0w0, 0w0w0, post making contest, post making contest

I'm aiming now, to just shitpost
It's a "contribution" I suppose
We'll post each letter, from a to, what, omega?
I phone it in, I play it up, then get kinkshamed by the judgement post
This is it, the rulespocalypse, whoa

I'm giving up, I feel shit in my skull
Enough to make the forums blow
Welcome to the rules hell, to the rules hell
Welcome to the rules hell, to the rules hell
0w0w0, 0w0w0, post making contest, post making contest
0w0w0, 0w0w0, post making contest, post making contest

Forums implode, rules still unsolved
Kieros just goes, "0, w, 0"

We're giving up, we feel shit in our skulls
Enough to make Eagle Time groan
Welcome to the death knell, to the death knell
Welcome to the you know, space consortium,
0w0w0, 0w0w0, post making contest, post making contest
0w0w0, 0w0w0, post making contest, post making contest

Passes no rules!
Passes rule 3
Passes rule 3
Passes rule 3

are we getting to the triple six

Passes rules 1b and 3

i think we are technically past deadline

Passes rule 1b

yellow grey red green blue Akumu Akumu and that is all

Passes rule 3

here's some other bullshit

Passes no rules!

and one more for the road

Passes rule 1a

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this was an totally intricately crafted post

Passes rule 3

<<GAME FIVE OF BAD CIV GAMES READY UP!!>>

This will be a live stream of everything I do

Passes no rules!

We are the Zulu.

Passes rule 3

Dang I do not like early military.

Eh... warrior doesn't scout anything good, settle in place

Passes rule 3

at least there's Marble nearby

Passes no rules!

hit two ruins turns 3 and 5

Passes no rules!

second ruin is maps, scouts out assyria

Passes rule 3

built a scout after monument, worker next, then the good old great library rush

Passes no rules!

oh shoot someone else is going for great library

Passes rule 1b

ABORT MISSION

Passes no rules!

k found russians

turn 16, ruins

I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH THE GROANING Passes rule 3

animal husbandry, one less tech to civil service

Passes no rules!

my warrior is a much better scout than my scout

Passes rule 3

found japan

Passes rule 3

ooh, i have both iron and horses nearby, this'll be fun

Passes rule 1a

plopped a pretty fast second city

Passes no rules!
Passes no rules!

Post #9736 will be the 666th post of the round.

Just saying.

Passes rule 1a

Game five, aka everyone quits

- I rush Assyria, they ragequit before I attack. (This is before impis)

- Spend a lot of turns passing the capital back and forth because Siege Tower. I am bad at early war.

- I then rush down a Russian city near my borders, raze it because my econ is no bueno, we get peace.

- Then I rush down the Japanese capital in two turns.

- Everyone disconnects.

CIV IS SUCH A GOOD GAME

Passes no rules!
Passes rule 3

I HAVE NUKES

Passes rule 3
Passes rule 1a
Passes rule 3
Would have passed rule 1a had I not made it so this rule can easily pass with the rest.
Passes no rules!
Passes no rules!
Passes no rules, no growling needed.
Passes no rules!
Passes rule 3
Passes rule 3

dog dog dog

Passes no rules!

perks perks perks

Passes no rules!

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Passes rule 1b, and would have passed 1a had I not done the compatibility thing.

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Passes rules 1b and 3

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Passes 1b, and insert possible 1a spiel here.

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Passes rule 1b and 3
We just don't know. Also passes no rules.

QQQQQ

Passes no rules!

KKKKK!!!!!!

Passes no rules!

SPACE CONSORTIUM SHIPMENT A
TRACK #01 - Radioactive PMC

Passes rule 5

where is post?
there it is!

Passes rules 3 and 5

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And here are hints that I had posted in Discord. I think you all are close enough on the rules to fluke together a winning post before the forum dies. Don't fail me now.

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SpoilerHints for rule 1:
Akumu's "Reyweld complies with rules" was perfectly designed and placed for rule 1a
To grade Sruix Hell's rules, in order from easy to hard, is 1 (easy) > 5 > 3 > 2 > 4
(Also, for the record, this is the Sruix Hell I'm talking about.)

Hints for rule 2:
Post Making contest 3
I included the section about ties for a reason

The hint for rule 4 that I don't think you need any more but I'm still putting it here:
I never said that Ix's first post of the round wasn't graded for rule 4. I only said that I never graded it.

The only real rule hint for rule 5 is that the other four are needed to be passed before figuring it out.

1 2 no hells | 3 4 hells
2 4 previous post | 1 3 no other posts
1 2 everyone | 3 4 just you
1 3 rule changes on factors | 2 4 rule does not change

I 100% don't like permutations.
Or should I say %100?


Okay, that last one wasn't a hint. It's just a great periodic table.