So I need a grad quote by this friday... [PMC?]

The man who said that life wasn't fair was a duplicitous liar. Life is indifferent and people are unfair. So go out and be fair.

I don't think this will pass anything : (

If you just include the top part, passes 2, 3(?), 4.

Ray Weld is an exemplary student and a rising star in the field of Shite Posting.

Passes 1, 3(?).

"yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter"

--Dave Strider

Passes 1, 3, 5.

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Rule three is almost impossible to judge and I'm not sure how my school would do it, so that rule is pretty arbitrary.