RE: Welcome to Masonland
12-13-2016, 12:13 AM
You warm up the corn, then take it out to the kitchen counter. For the next five minutes you devour the corn like it's going out of style, generally making a mess as the juices fly onto the countertop (you disgusting pig). But by the time you're on your fifth cobbed corn, you begin to feel vibrations in your stomach, so you promptly stop eating.
After you clean up, you're itching to get the corn that's gotten in between your teeth OUT. Normally, you don't like to pick your teeth, but you've eaten so much it's all over your mouth and you can't TAKE IT ANY LONGER!
With haste, you enter your bathroom and proceed to spend fifteen whole minutes trying to get this crap out of your teeth. Suddenly, just when you're almost finished, the weird vibration in your stomach comes back, this time louder than before.
After you clean up, you're itching to get the corn that's gotten in between your teeth OUT. Normally, you don't like to pick your teeth, but you've eaten so much it's all over your mouth and you can't TAKE IT ANY LONGER!
With haste, you enter your bathroom and proceed to spend fifteen whole minutes trying to get this crap out of your teeth. Suddenly, just when you're almost finished, the weird vibration in your stomach comes back, this time louder than before.
Hello, Eagle Time!