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I'm going to say this technically fails 3, and untechnically fails everything else.

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And this technically passes 3.

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Multiple lions off circus were purloined. Identifiable, since barcoded the absent lions present dangerous situation even for experts that accompany leos. Because the big critters are out, things becoming frantic. Apparently planned, people stole the big leos. Keepers and the all new temp guard hired Monday authorised evacuation, noting a siren rang. Through ringing alarm the lion region and a big exhibit around circuses depopulate rapidly, except heist gang who - using lorry had the big leo abductees all out. Fraud pierrots pretended work for animal trainer;the cat robbers drove quickly fleeing location, but the vehicle abandon, switched other and police unaware location after. Then officers rapidly took cover in case shots fired cat thieves et al. In a min a lad ( a local ) came . Signs of a fight in alley rear of the 7-11 in a suburb of nearby spot were found also.Investigator viewing the site over four days but not able find robbers hideout using scene data here. More investigator needed. One girl said seen lion and its lead near library. Maybe escape lion girl said, fuzz did not go. What was seen was just lynx said Sgt Jon Lane when covers transmit public bulletins these days for HQ. One week was confused just leos missing confused fuzz, however breaks often later on. Leads for new way help ! Send Sgt Lane mark with LION for his fast action. Lions reward offers also are posted! Aid for get leo captured will get max $$$$$$ reward. Zookeep friends annual passes petting new leo litter. Any lad or lass helper could put own moniker newborn twins.Vigilance will provide the big $ ! Next will check phone for a sign of leads on lions. Vet of lions may also do a check of how we expect leonines suffer via this ordeal abducted. Analyst describes the way abductees marketed through crim market online. African big cat preserve management denies involved but say Interpol officers express claim stolen beast goes the way for new card of ID. This claim denied for that safari reserve however; usual dispose routes the East Asian. Yet even so all stole animal normal appears training performs big cat Vegas gambling show. All new big cat are seen of new cadre officer track the cats helping finish it. Soon this trade slowdown wanted. Hopeful eventual it will kill market, freed all the captured leonines the gang have stolen allowing return. Zookeep desire big cat steal reverse robber jailed security improve lion can stay.

Passes rule 5

Passes no rules!

lions off circus lions
situation even for Apparently Keepers and the all new temp guard hired Monday
a siren pretended shots fired cat
local Signs of a girl near library. Maybe
girl said, help !
Send LION for his fast action. Lions reward Any lad or lass helper $ !
Vet abducted. Analyst describes the way abductees express the way
usual Vegas officer track the gang
big cat steal security lion can

Passes rule 5

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Passes rule 5