RE: The Bust of Nuts (Dwarf Fortress)
09-05-2012, 04:35 AM
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Spoiler3rd Granite
Dear Diary:
Upon looking over the newly-submitted records, I've discovered something ghastly! We are dangerously close to being short of precious drink! I won't have this fortress going the way of that poor, stupid almost-administrator. I immediately ordered the construction of a second still, as close to our stockpiles as possible, and have guardedly-but-helpfully assigned an unimpressive waxworker to be our second brewmeister. He'll grow into the job, I'm sure of it.
I've also discovered something unsettling:
There's a party, and only children are invited.
On the one hand, it certainly frees their parents' time up.
On the other, what are they planning?
I will watch these developments closely.
6th Granite
Dear Diary:
A tick man has encroached on or near our territory! It hasn't actually done anything violent yet, but I figured it was as good a time as any to test our military might and my own tactical prowess. The Free Furnaces will fall like a hammer on this disgusting, disgusting animal. Man. Thing.
Update: It appears I sicced marksdwarves on the tick man. What a silly waste of resources! I'll be sure to use the right squad next time I decide to pick off wildlife for being nearby in the wilderness. I don't like this giant wolverine very much...
Further updates: Oh goodness!
27th Granite
Dear Diary:
I have decided this fortress is entirely too... Shallow and gemless. I will have to begin work to correct this. Perhaps... There are opals in these hills?
Dear Diary:
Upon looking over the newly-submitted records, I've discovered something ghastly! We are dangerously close to being short of precious drink! I won't have this fortress going the way of that poor, stupid almost-administrator. I immediately ordered the construction of a second still, as close to our stockpiles as possible, and have guardedly-but-helpfully assigned an unimpressive waxworker to be our second brewmeister. He'll grow into the job, I'm sure of it.
I've also discovered something unsettling:
There's a party, and only children are invited.
On the one hand, it certainly frees their parents' time up.
On the other, what are they planning?
I will watch these developments closely.
6th Granite
Dear Diary:
A tick man has encroached on or near our territory! It hasn't actually done anything violent yet, but I figured it was as good a time as any to test our military might and my own tactical prowess. The Free Furnaces will fall like a hammer on this disgusting, disgusting animal. Man. Thing.
Update: It appears I sicced marksdwarves on the tick man. What a silly waste of resources! I'll be sure to use the right squad next time I decide to pick off wildlife for being nearby in the wilderness. I don't like this giant wolverine very much...
Further updates: Oh goodness!
27th Granite
Dear Diary:
I have decided this fortress is entirely too... Shallow and gemless. I will have to begin work to correct this. Perhaps... There are opals in these hills?