Post making contest 6.0

For posterity, Conquest reads: if you decoded this you're a nerd. i'm looking at you, sruix.

Code:

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Y.IXWETCL.UAZQB..PRGD..HM. FJKNOSV

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
lohuf.txc..iy..rns.gk.edam bjpqvwz

Passes rule 3

ＨＥＬＬＯ，　ＤＯ　ＹＯＵ　ＨＡＶＥ　Ａ　ＭＯＭＥＮＴ　ＴＯ　ＴＡＬＫ　ＡＢＯＵＴ　ＤＡＯＹＵ？

Passes no rules!

this is wizard #1.

“now fax quiz jack‽” my brave ghost pled.

g0m

she sells seashells by the sea shore and by she i must mean kieros

nothing could stop the posting now. it had gone supercritical, tearing apart even the very fabric of the forums. well, that's just the way she liked it. "my world's on fire, how 'bout yours?"



sometimes a parrot talks (a parrot is a tropical bird, but what are birds?)

guvf vf n cerggl rnfl chmmyr

qwer qwer qwer



i vote ixcaliber, and so should you. this post has passed so many dang rules, but were they the right rules?

i do not have a marmot to talk about daoyu, i am clearly being very productive and not wasting time on an internet forum currently.

sky iraq quidditch snl sky

welcome to the akumu post of passing many easy rules

end of the city of th

Passes rule 3, and arguably 5.

Wait, of course, I know just what to do. Got to get back to my post making roots.

Everyone, hold on a second.

Passes rule 3

REVELATION TO KÍEROS - CHAPTER 6

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¹As I watched, the fremp shitposted the first of the TWELVE lubrications in the Post Making Contest. Then I heard one of the five glitter texts say with a voice like g0m, ²I looked up and saw a white weird dog standing there. Its rider carried a golden .45 revolver, powered by dreams. shoots lightning, and a crown was placed on her head. She rode out to win many battles and gain the victory.
³When the fremp shitposted the second lubrication, I heard the second glitter text say, ⁴Then another weird dog appeared, a red one. Its rider was given a mighty keyblade and the authority to take peace from Eagle Time. And there was war and slaughter everywhere.
⁵When the fremp shitposted the third lubrication, I heard the third glitter text say, I looked up and saw a black weird dog, and its rider was holding an analytic balance in her hand. ⁶And I heard a voice from among the five glitter texts say, but not actually in glitter text because by golly is this a long quote, "A loaf of Wheat or three loaves of Sanji will cost today's top poster. And don't waste the sample text and Sruix's updates."
⁷When the fremp shitposted the fourth lubricaton, I heard the fourth glitter text say, ⁸I looked up and saw a weird dog whose color was pale green. Its rider was named Death, and her companion was Rules Hell. These two were given authority over one-fourth of Eagle Time, to kill with the rules and tricks and Swamped's rigorous updating schedule and robot kitties.
⁹When the fremp shitposted the fifth lubricaton, I heard the fifth glitter text say, ¹⁰I looked up and saw a rainbow text weird dog, and its rider was holding the true alphabet in her hands. She rode out to meme like none had ever memed before.
¹¹And then the fremp shitposted lubrication like seven more times with even worse stuff happening, but I was too distracted, because I had come up with rules for the Post Making Contest from the Five Weirddogswomen of the Rulespocalypse:

1. Conquest
   
2. War
   
3. Famine
   
4. Death
   
5. Memeing

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g0m

Passes no rules!

This is update #277.

It's pretty cold here, so I'm wearing gloves indoors. Just letting you all know.

End of message.

Passes no rules!

Sgt. Gunn in Sahara

noon room

Passes rule 3

This Is Test #2.

This is b #1

whispered dog bird reds reds reds what are birds? 2+2=5 End of b

Cred, Heron, A Dog, Z. Qwer, Qwer, Qwer, Kilo. I Sword Of Made A Pun. Mage.

What Are Birds!? Boy, We Just Don't Know. Lubrication

Vote: Ixcaliber






























End Of Message.

This post passes rule 5, and fails 3 in like the most embarrassing way possible.

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Passes rule 3

Passes rules 3 and 5

hey look at this wire dog

Passes rule 3

hey look at this world dog

Passes rule 1b

hey look at this world dog

Passes rule 1b and 3

hey look at this wire dog

Passes rule 3