RE: "Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
12-01-2016, 09:48 PM
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Was playing some sort of video game, on the final level. I was on the last floor to the final boss, then died. Of course it was a permadeath game so I had to start all over. So I ended up taking a road trip to the final level (because dream logic?) with a few friends, but there wasn't enough room in the car so I rode in the trunk with the hatch open. We stopped by a store of some sort, and I went to the bathroom where a toilet was overflowing. On my way out an angry giant attacked me for "intruding on the toilet", so I ran outside and found that I was just outside the Palace of Kings in Windhelm (A city in Skyrim) where the town guards helped me slay the giant. We got back in the car, and drove to an old daycare that was in a castle. For some reason I went to the bathroom again, again with an overflowing toilet. On my way out I remembered that all the caretakers in the day care were jerks, and that some point they took are of me? so I kicked them down a stairwell, Sparta style. Then I ended up meeting my dad and grandfather so we took their car instead of the one we already had, and my grandfather took my place in the trunk. We passed by a forest clearing and saw a gigantic blue moon, and then a giant blue sun. So, I decided to look it up and found out that the sun and moon were there to destroy the earth. Then, my cat moved and I woke up.
When I fell back asleep, I drempt that me and my mother were driving to see my old piano teacher, but came across a police patrol and had to play frogger to not get hit and killed. When we got to my piano instructors house, we found that she was harboring the son of a serial killer and a sad old man. The old man was sad because he went from being a ghost to being back alive again and couldn't walk, so I pushed him through a mirror which made him a ghost again? Flash forward a bit and both my grandparents are at the house, and are standing perfectly still by the command of a sentient pickle. So, i do the responsible thing and insult the crap out of them until they attacked me, then pointed out that they were disobeying the pickle. The pickle then said that his new will was to kill me, so I ran like heck to my dad's old car which was conveniently parked outside. I quickly found out that I didn't have the keys, and ran to the ghost of the old man who was crying in a van. We drove away from the house. We ended up at some sort of weird church (which had the layout of my old school building) and water sprinkler spraying water everywhere. I waited in the waiting area with a group of people (which for no apparent reason I think were DSpiron, , Heyoceama, and a bunch of other random users from this site) for the sermon to start. We ended up taking a tour of the church, but were then told that we were "too sharp" to be apart of the sermon. We were lead to a room where all the Cosmodex Submissions I've seen were on display. Then I found a valve which turned off the sprinklers, and suddenly all the people in the sermon turned into ticks and exploded. I met up with the people from before, and the leader (who I think was Gimeurcookie) asked us what we learned from the experience.
"Save your game often, else sentient pickle's will take over!"
And then I woke.
Feel free to psychoanalyze my dreams.
Was playing some sort of video game, on the final level. I was on the last floor to the final boss, then died. Of course it was a permadeath game so I had to start all over. So I ended up taking a road trip to the final level (because dream logic?) with a few friends, but there wasn't enough room in the car so I rode in the trunk with the hatch open. We stopped by a store of some sort, and I went to the bathroom where a toilet was overflowing. On my way out an angry giant attacked me for "intruding on the toilet", so I ran outside and found that I was just outside the Palace of Kings in Windhelm (A city in Skyrim) where the town guards helped me slay the giant. We got back in the car, and drove to an old daycare that was in a castle. For some reason I went to the bathroom again, again with an overflowing toilet. On my way out I remembered that all the caretakers in the day care were jerks, and that some point they took are of me? so I kicked them down a stairwell, Sparta style. Then I ended up meeting my dad and grandfather so we took their car instead of the one we already had, and my grandfather took my place in the trunk. We passed by a forest clearing and saw a gigantic blue moon, and then a giant blue sun. So, I decided to look it up and found out that the sun and moon were there to destroy the earth. Then, my cat moved and I woke up.
When I fell back asleep, I drempt that me and my mother were driving to see my old piano teacher, but came across a police patrol and had to play frogger to not get hit and killed. When we got to my piano instructors house, we found that she was harboring the son of a serial killer and a sad old man. The old man was sad because he went from being a ghost to being back alive again and couldn't walk, so I pushed him through a mirror which made him a ghost again? Flash forward a bit and both my grandparents are at the house, and are standing perfectly still by the command of a sentient pickle. So, i do the responsible thing and insult the crap out of them until they attacked me, then pointed out that they were disobeying the pickle. The pickle then said that his new will was to kill me, so I ran like heck to my dad's old car which was conveniently parked outside. I quickly found out that I didn't have the keys, and ran to the ghost of the old man who was crying in a van. We drove away from the house. We ended up at some sort of weird church (which had the layout of my old school building) and water sprinkler spraying water everywhere. I waited in the waiting area with a group of people (which for no apparent reason I think were DSpiron, , Heyoceama, and a bunch of other random users from this site) for the sermon to start. We ended up taking a tour of the church, but were then told that we were "too sharp" to be apart of the sermon. We were lead to a room where all the Cosmodex Submissions I've seen were on display. Then I found a valve which turned off the sprinklers, and suddenly all the people in the sermon turned into ticks and exploded. I met up with the people from before, and the leader (who I think was Gimeurcookie) asked us what we learned from the experience.
"Save your game often, else sentient pickle's will take over!"
And then I woke.
Feel free to psychoanalyze my dreams.