The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

If you're going to use Wiles, you need to go all out...with the dreaded

UKULELE WILES

Ven, ven, venery
What have you done to me?
The acts I can't resist
Are ones I've always missed

Ven, ven, venery
Surely it's plain to see
I've just now
Changed my mind
What can it be?

He has
Russet fur
I've never cared for russet fur
But he has
Russet fur
And that's my weakness now

He has
A Marshal's sash
Never cared for a Marshal's sash
But he has
A Marshal's sash
And that's my weakness now

O my! O me!
I would be bad, I would be bad, but gee!

He has
A Whoopie-seat
I've never cared for a Whoopie-seat
But he has
A Whoopie-seat
And that's my weakness now