Post making contest 6.0

1543 weird dogs

Passes rule 5

Kaynato, I know what meromorphic and holomorphic mean, I just don't understand why they need to be words. (Responding here because I can't get on to discord right now)

Passes rule 3

dogstar,ratsgod

Passes rule 5

Oh, eh, I guess it's because of Greek. Holo: Entire, Mero: Partial.

It was that era, and Greek was in style.

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,,,,,

Passes rule 5

names, names, names

Passes... you know, let's call that half everyone keeps passing 1b. Because calling it "the same half as everyone else" is getting kind of annoying. Also passes rule 3.

This is update #265.

• Day 17: I put potatoes back on the menu in an attempt at raking in cash. Got a 59x combo perfect day. Hell yes.
  
• Day 18: Purchased the fried chicken, immediately upgraded it because yeah. I got my salad orders confused near the end of lunchtime and ended up giving someone cheese that they didn't want... but all the chicken turned out fine!
  
• Day 19: Crazy Dave bets that I can't make it through the day without any "bad orders". Welp, guess I'm serving corndogs today... and upgrading the toilet...
  
• THE NEW TOILET MAKES A DIFFERENT NOISE THIS IS EXTREMELY DISCONCERTING
  
• but I got a x63 combo perfect day anyway
  
• oh my goodness the music the curtains the confetti
  
• I just got my first star that's what all this fuss is about
  
• I HAVE WALLS NOW
  
• CRAZY DAVE I AM NOT CONVINCED YOU PAID OUT
  
• Day 20: oh dear 62% baseline buzz let's get those ice creams out
  
• welp I only fucked up one of those 72 orders when I hit the 1 key again instead of Q for ice cubes (same finger, dammit)
  
• (also the I -> Q remapping is the only one I have allowed myself so far because come on ice cube is so much funnier slash convenient)
  
• okay it looks like most of the things I need to do to earn my second star are pretty straightforward it is mostly just going to be a waiting game again that's fine by me
  
• Day 21: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
  
• I am not used to having to reach to the 5 key and because I put fried chicken back on the menu in order to maximise profits a cavalcade formed during lunchtime and I done goofed
  
• and then I also goofed during the 81% buzz at dinner time when I overshot the cup size urgh
  
• Day 22: I really should have upgraded the salad by now but there's never been a good time. Now would be a particularly atrocious moment to choose.
  
• SO I WENT AHEAD AND DID IT ANYWAY
  
• x76 COMBO PERFECT DAY SO WORTH IT
  
• Day 23: ooooooh looks like I'm investing in a takeaway service
  
• aw man another catering event has opened up and I don't have the stuff for this one either
  
• ...I could just, like, you know, buy some fries...
  
• Crazy Dave wants to make a bet about soup. I do not soup.
  
• that panicked yelp when I overshot the cup size though
  
• Day 24: Safety inspection on a rainy day? This sounds like a job for... ice cream!
  
• ...and, uh, upgraded rat catching...
  
• the ingredients keys pressed for the non-trivial thousand island salad spell BOG and this is both incredibly useful and funny
  
• x60 COMBO PERFECT DAY
  
• Day 25: oh boy a new cate- nope I don't have beer
  
• Ah, fuck it, I need to get a new bit of a equipment as part of the two star requirements - let's get burgers on the menu!
  
• (and an instant upgrade why not)
  
• hmph I never screw up the new thing it's always the slowdown causing fluster and mistakes with the soda machine
  
• I refuse to not serve drinks? That just seems wrong? Mind you, if I need beer for catering...
  

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Passes rule 5

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I actually had to check for rule 2 passing what?
Passes rule 5

x63 combo!

Passes rule 5

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need,
(and I)
Don't care about the presents
(IIIIIIIIIIIII)
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
(AHHHH)
Santa Claus won't make me happy
((AAAA)) (A)
With a toy on Christmas day

Passes rule 3

qwerqwerqwer

reyrey

I(caliber)

<Like, lots of a's. I want this post to be a decent width>

Ktoe

1 kumu

$/s

{more to come???}

Passes rule 5

Guess what, there's a Swamped update tonight, I bet nobody saw that coming.

https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?ti...#pid163508

Passes rule 5

qwerqwerqwer is absolutely how i chose this username.

qwerx3 having the easy to pronounce "quirks" is just a byproduct.

Passes rule 5

Passes rule 5

Statistics (threads over 100 posts in the FG Forum):

Mafia: 14960 posts
PMC and derivatives: 13583 posts

The goal is clear.

Passes rule 3

Grand Battles and derivatives: 8716+1934 = 10650 posts
RPGs: 6092 posts
Nonsignup: 1249 posts
Sheep: 1063 posts
Steam Giveaways: 738 posts

Passes rule 5

I don't know how to pass these rules.

Passes 1b

...can I now say that I've seen the Bee Movie the next time Ix asks?

Passes rule 5

Sruix, have you seen the Bee Movie?

Passes rule 3

Passes rule 3

Sruix, have you seen the Bee Movie?

Eh, that's debatable.

Passes rule 3

...can I now say that I've seen the Bee Movie the next time Ix asks?

My favorite part is when it passes beyond the range of human hearing.

Passes rule 5

...can I now say that I've seen the Bee Movie the next time Ix asks?

My favorite part is when it passes beyond the range of human hearing.

Likewise, when Ix asked me the other day, their follow-up question was indeed "what's your favourite part?", to which I replied "the bit where it ends"...

Passes rule 5

now i have shirts that fit. well. Now I need to start adding things. Like the mafia.

Passes rule 5

Excuse me, which way is the Post Baking Concert?

Passes rule 1b

Nowadays I get really annoyed when I see someone using the bees

Passes rules 5 and 🐝.
(There is no rule 🐝, sadly.)

Nowadays I get really annoyed when I see someone using the bees

Not the bees.

Passes rule 5

I'm on mobile right now and apparently at some point in the past I accidentally hit the multiquote button on a post? And it's been retained for however long? Let's see what it is, shall we?

Could we put something in 602, and check the broken version in 206? I'll let the person who seconds me pick what.

Passes rule 5

This is update #266.

I'm actually starting a Statistical Mechanics problem sheet more than 24 hours before it's due! By which I mean I'm starting it 24 hours and twenty minutes before it's due...

(but hey, by my original schedule, I wasn't going to start it for an hour and twenty, so at least I'm ahead, right?)

End of message.

Passes rule 5

Most people would quit after that time i disapperared

she enjoyed having the strangest plots

We just watched the bottom floor of her boss's house if this all works, but I don't have enough experience to be sure.

If you throw an item and press c, it'll make the first poop seem less weird.

I just don't know about feeling bad, because I'll write this up.

we are hesitant to fight but wouldnt want to pet its belly

I hate when i pick it all up instantly.

Oh shit... no earth

Specifically the bottom floor of coloring books.

It wasn't one of the few people who actually need those for strategic sheep purposes.

I wish i could remember correctly.

she's the breadwinner, but he gets what she calls "the goods"

"Hello IT, have you tried that; didn't work :CCCCCCCC

It sounds "relatable" but like who the fuck is this likely to be corn.

except the paint could wander off into Mraof's wow account

Could you be so kind to point me to MercuryPenis

If you'd like, we'd be happy to find out the fix, if neccesary

People hate it but i found a stuffed elephant shrew.

I could put up with all the gay stuff, but now you are drawing sonic at 230%

after this I am so definitely canon

In a misguided attempt to make flirt rolls

I wonder what kind of stuff matters when it comes to having a good night of sleep.

our entire relationship is pretty much based on current standards?"

very few cannibalistic foragers will remain committed to an aesthetic character

A big success

You clearly know who the actual penises. It's disgusting. You should be ashamed.

One of my housemates was given all the waffles in the world to _not_ do that too Mraof

There, sbnkalny Has not died while having sex with a horse... yet.

Passes rule 3

Kieros needs to grade some posts.

Sorry about the fact that my mom was in the hospital on Wednesday, I was out of town on Thursday, and was working in retail on Friday. I hope I can make it up to you with the fact that this post passes rules 3 and 1a.

Kieros needs to grade some posts.

Make Kieros grade posts again

Passes rule 3.

This is update #267.

On the previous Solid Mechanics problem sheet, there was an optional bonus question concerning the very nasty "proof" of the incredibly useful Baker-Ericksen inequalities (given an unproven but slightly easier to justify identity). It was not a simple task. The lecturer had said, as if to highlight the optional nature of the exercise, that there would be "prizes" on offer to those who turned in the best solutions (one for each class, I believe, since two were handed out).

I was not paying attention during that lecture. I was zoned out doing another problem sheet for my triple deadline hell day. I just did the thing. It took a while. An entire evening, in fact, that it wasn't necessarily sane to have spent as I did. And even then, I was 90% sure one of my key steps was complete bullshit, but I did at least point that out.

<TOBLERONE>
(placed on top of some of the bit of the rough working where I finally had my "a-ha" moment)

Worth it.

End of message.

Passes rule 5

"Reyweld Log #1:

I am making Quiche but I have no meats to put in!
In other news, the fungal plague has wiped out half of the world's population, but only the left half so I'm good.
I've heard that it makes you sprout stalks from your ears and by then you are already dead, and then the mushroom controls your brain. You don't really do anything different, although you have a tendency to find all the mic"

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Passes rule 3

I have a secret. Ask me yes or no questions about my secret.

Passes rule 1a

A character in the new pokemon game just suggested we stop by the PMC so here I am.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT I REMEMBER THAT
Unfortunately, this only passes rule 5, so no Z-moves for you.

I have a secret. Ask me yes or no questions about my secret.

Does your secret wear glasses?

Passes rule 5

I have a secret. Ask me yes or no questions about my secret.

Does your secret have brown hair?

Passes rule 5

I have a secret. Ask me yes or no questions about my secret.

Does your secret have brown hair?

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Passes rule 5

LEVEL 5: Nothing New
You will find that every 5th level will be similar to this one.
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Passes rule 3, if I'm being technical

I have a secret. Ask me yes or no questions about my secret.

Does your secret wear glasses?

No.

I have a secret. Ask me yes or no questions about my secret.

Does your secret have brown hair?

Yes.

I have a secret. Ask me yes or no questions about my secret.

Does your secret have brown hair?

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Yes.

Passes rule 5
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gm0

Passes rule 5