Post making contest 6.0

"Reyweld Log #1:

I am making Quiche but I have no meats to put in!
In other news, the fungal plague has wiped out half of the world's population, but only the left half so I'm good.
I've heard that it makes you sprout stalks from your ears and by then you are already dead, and then the mushroom controls your brain. You don't really do anything different, although you have a tendency to find all the mic"

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