RE: Post making contest
11-23-2016, 02:38 AM
This is update #265.
- Day 17: I put potatoes back on the menu in an attempt at raking in cash. Got a 59x combo perfect day. Hell yes.
- Day 18: Purchased the fried chicken, immediately upgraded it because yeah. I got my salad orders confused near the end of lunchtime and ended up giving someone cheese that they didn't want... but all the chicken turned out fine!
- Day 19: Crazy Dave bets that I can't make it through the day without any "bad orders". Welp, guess I'm serving corndogs today... and upgrading the toilet...
- THE NEW TOILET MAKES A DIFFERENT NOISE THIS IS EXTREMELY DISCONCERTING
- but I got a x63 combo perfect day anyway
- oh my goodness the music the curtains the confetti
- I just got my first star that's what all this fuss is about
- I HAVE WALLS NOW
- CRAZY DAVE I AM NOT CONVINCED YOU PAID OUT
- Day 20: oh dear 62% baseline buzz let's get those ice creams out
- welp I only fucked up one of those 72 orders when I hit the 1 key again instead of Q for ice cubes (same finger, dammit)
- (also the I -> Q remapping is the only one I have allowed myself so far because come on ice cube is so much funnier slash convenient)
- okay it looks like most of the things I need to do to earn my second star are pretty straightforward it is mostly just going to be a waiting game again that's fine by me
- Day 21: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
- I am not used to having to reach to the 5 key and because I put fried chicken back on the menu in order to maximise profits a cavalcade formed during lunchtime and I done goofed
- and then I also goofed during the 81% buzz at dinner time when I overshot the cup size urgh
- Day 22: I really should have upgraded the salad by now but there's never been a good time. Now would be a particularly atrocious moment to choose.
- SO I WENT AHEAD AND DID IT ANYWAY
- x76 COMBO PERFECT DAY SO WORTH IT
- Day 23: ooooooh looks like I'm investing in a takeaway service
- aw man another catering event has opened up and I don't have the stuff for this one either
- ...I could just, like, you know, buy some fries...
- Crazy Dave wants to make a bet about soup. I do not soup.
- that panicked yelp when I overshot the cup size though
- Day 24: Safety inspection on a rainy day? This sounds like a job for... ice cream!
- ...and, uh, upgraded rat catching...
- the ingredients keys pressed for the non-trivial thousand island salad spell BOG and this is both incredibly useful and funny
- x60 COMBO PERFECT DAY
- Day 25: oh boy a new cate- nope I don't have beer
- Ah, fuck it, I need to get a new bit of a equipment as part of the two star requirements - let's get burgers on the menu!
- (and an instant upgrade why not)
- hmph I never screw up the new thing it's always the slowdown causing fluster and mistakes with the soda machine
- I refuse to not serve drinks? That just seems wrong? Mind you, if I need beer for catering...