Post making contest 5.0

You've been acting awful tough lately,
Smoking a lot of cigarettes lately,
But inside, you're just a little baby.
It's okay to say you've got a weak spot,
You don't always have to be on top.
Better to be hated
Than loved loved loved for what your not.

This post passes rule 5.

*schnapps*

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

Sruix, I really hope you're judging these with a python script and not by hand.

You'd really hope so, wouldn't you? This post passes rule 5.