RE: Post making contest
11-18-2016, 04:51 AM
(11-18-2016, 04:41 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »hi sruix
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(11-18-2016, 04:42 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »The Sun that Shone like Walking Maggots
A Short Story
by THE RULES
Darth Ramsbottom looked at the damp rock in his hands and felt shocked.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his deprived surroundings. He had always loved old-fashioned New York with its cuddly, colorful cliffs. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel shocked.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Mavis Pigeon. Mavis was an admirable teacher with greasy lips and ginger arms.
Darth gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a bold, scheming, beer drinker with grubby lips and greasy arms. His friends saw him as a wonky, wicked writer. Once, he had even revived a dying, deaf person.
But not even a bold person who had once revived a dying, deaf person, was prepared for what Mavis had in store today.
The sun shone like walking maggots, making Darth ecstatic.
As Darth stepped outside and Mavis came closer, he could see the condemned glint in her eye.
Mavis gazed with the affection of 7275 vile blushing blue bottles. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a pencil."
Darth looked back, even more ecstatic and still fingering the damp rock. "Mavis, I am your father," he replied.
They looked at each other with ecstatic feelings, like two knowing, knobbly kittens thinking at a very spiteful Halloween party, which had classical music playing in the background and two admirable uncles jogging to the beat.
Darth regarded Mavis's greasy lips and ginger arms. "I feel the same way!" revealed Darth with a delighted grin.
Mavis looked afraid, her emotions blushing like a grieving, gifted guillotine.
Then Mavis came inside for a nice drink of beer.
THE END
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(11-18-2016, 04:43 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »I love lollipop chocolate cake sesame snaps gingerbread muffin jelly candy. Donut croissant I love caramels brownie tootsie roll I love jelly-o jelly. Candy canes marshmallow tiramisu biscuit caramels sweet roll. Jujubes cookie icing chupa chups oat cake biscuit I love macaroon. Bonbon carrot cake I love pastry. Sugar plum tiramisu I love tart jelly-o tart. Wafer pastry chocolate pastry. Candy canes cookie cotton candy gingerbread caramels bear claw caramels. Oat cake tiramisu tiramisu. Tart sesame snaps chocolate gummi bears I love. Candy canes pudding I love jelly-o jelly beans jujubes donut. Liquorice lemon drops I love liquorice.
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(11-18-2016, 04:45 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Their content to two days to climb - not enough, the photo was abandoned speakers.
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(11-18-2016, 04:48 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »
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(11-18-2016, 04:49 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Into the spectrum does not, to touch Oh write, paper bag afraid.
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