Post making contest 5.0

the post q passes (ahem) rule 2

uh... have i done this post, this post sounds familiar

that might be why it sounds familiar

but i've definitely analyzed this exact sequence of letters before

yea, i judged it in the previous page!

well, because of stuff and reasons! Because you guys were going too fast! That was the previous judgement post.

Um.

So this one only passes rule 5.

oh god, now i have to analyze this post, to see if this one is nontrivial.

It was a great bit of artistic daring on your part

Ok so this qwerx post actually passes rules 3 and 5 which means it's equivalent to your story.

(Wow, rude!)

No, no, I read Ix's story aloud.