Post making contest 5.0

Right, well, it's been a while since we last had a ruleset, so I figured we could do with a nice, gentle, chilled-out kind of vibe from this next one. Something with that classic PMC feel to it, you know?

I immediately got carried away and pitched a ninefold hell to Discord.

(blame Ix and Schaz)

I mean, it wouldn't have been so bad; you'd have only had to pass 5 out of 9 (akin to Reyweld's 7 a while back), except Schaz suggested I switch up the exact set of 5 that would be required in a rules-hell style, and despite thinking this would be utterly terrific, in the end it was just too impractical to work with.

So instead, here's a much kinder set, albeit one based on much the same idea. Going back to the standard five rules meant I could afford to be a little bit more interesting with them, by taking a slightly different approach to the theme - one that should hopefully be a bit more fun! Here's hoping...

Good luck to you all!

(I will judge this post and all those made since the end of Laser's round in a second)

This post passes rules 3, 4 and 5.