Post making contest: easier mode

e.e.cummings once asked me to deliver a parcel to his son
i opened it up and inside was a beautiful cake
when i discarded the package there was none
turns out handing strangers cakes is a good way to get rid of them

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SRUIX GO TO BED

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The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
The Nesquik-brown fox jumped o'er the lazy doge.
The lazy dog was jumped over by quick brown fox.
A speedy umber vixen leapt above some tired cur.
*** ***** **o*n *o* **mp** o*** *** l*** *o*.

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dlorph

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